CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Apricot would be lovely please Socs and I'm afraid I am a large mug of tea bunny.
;>)
may I say how nice you look in the James Bond apron - very smart!

Oh thank you bunny, apricot danish and mug of tea coming up. I'm glad you like the apron and I notice you were too polite to mention it is all I'm wearing at the moment. As soon as the dryer beeps at me I shall be properly attired, had a small accident with a bottle of milk earlier and so had to wash my apparel.

Well you don't like to mention these things socs, especially at this time of the morning and considering you are busy with a hot frying pan. ;>)

Hence the apron Bunny.

Morning all nice to see Socco has been let out early for the weekend :-)
Pot of tea and danish for me please.

I'm happy to say I am now properly dressed with my normal sartorial elegance.

Good morning Opto, bit late in today, did you sleep in?

Certainly did Socco, long day out in the fresh air yesterday must have knocked me out :-)

Been shopping, tea and toast now the order of the day.

Have a nice wet weekend people

Socs, you let out early today?

I'm off work today Jeffers. they can't force us to work 24 hours a day anymore. Have to have break sometime, even us trolls.

Just popped in for a cuppa tea, worried that I might be tempted by what's on the menu and it'll spoil my evening meal. Shame about those snails, I didn't think we'd eaten that many!

Just got to get to the PC shop to collect my repaired machine, 13 months old and just out of warranty, anyway the other 10 we bought at the same time work (in a Bill Gates sort of way).

PC Tip No. 1
A point to remember if you have a hard drive replaced on you PC, many hard drive manufacturers give a 5 year guarantee on their product. Not normally stated on your PC documentation but possibly worth following up with the disk manufacturer in the event of a failure.

Going off-line for a few days for essential maintenance. Back soon. Regards to all.

OK now this isn't good enough!
Place has been deserted for days!

(opening windows and doors to air place out)

(turning on jukebox and wiping down bar)

(putting out beer mats)

Oh gawd!
(shuts fridge door quickly holding nose)

(diverts round overflowing bin)

OK going to get onto supplies and restock the bar and sort the kitchen out
but.....

WE ARE OPEN AS USUAL!

What were those Snails trying to warn us about?

Don't forget that tubbleweed over there.

gosh I forgot about this place, too many things going on at spaceman towers....

Thanks for airing the place out bunny, i just noticed the builders seem to have deserted us as well, I better give them a call.

Please dont restock the place with snails the last lot made me feel ill just thinking about them.

No moving on to another venture, not sure what yet.
OK cold Guinnesses line up :>)

Tumble weed removed - or whatever it was.....

Very quiet without Socco, hope his service doesn't take too long...and all this sherry trifle!!