CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hence the apron Bunny.

Morning all nice to see Socco has been let out early for the weekend :-)
Pot of tea and danish for me please.

I'm happy to say I am now properly dressed with my normal sartorial elegance.

Good morning Opto, bit late in today, did you sleep in?

Certainly did Socco, long day out in the fresh air yesterday must have knocked me out :-)

Been shopping, tea and toast now the order of the day.

Have a nice wet weekend people

Socs, you let out early today?

I'm off work today Jeffers. they can't force us to work 24 hours a day anymore. Have to have break sometime, even us trolls.

Just popped in for a cuppa tea, worried that I might be tempted by what's on the menu and it'll spoil my evening meal. Shame about those snails, I didn't think we'd eaten that many!

Just got to get to the PC shop to collect my repaired machine, 13 months old and just out of warranty, anyway the other 10 we bought at the same time work (in a Bill Gates sort of way).

PC Tip No. 1
A point to remember if you have a hard drive replaced on you PC, many hard drive manufacturers give a 5 year guarantee on their product. Not normally stated on your PC documentation but possibly worth following up with the disk manufacturer in the event of a failure.

Going off-line for a few days for essential maintenance. Back soon. Regards to all.

OK now this isn't good enough!
Place has been deserted for days!

(opening windows and doors to air place out)

(turning on jukebox and wiping down bar)

(putting out beer mats)

Oh gawd!
(shuts fridge door quickly holding nose)

(diverts round overflowing bin)

OK going to get onto supplies and restock the bar and sort the kitchen out
but.....

WE ARE OPEN AS USUAL!

What were those Snails trying to warn us about?

Don't forget that tubbleweed over there.

gosh I forgot about this place, too many things going on at spaceman towers....

Thanks for airing the place out bunny, i just noticed the builders seem to have deserted us as well, I better give them a call.

Please dont restock the place with snails the last lot made me feel ill just thinking about them.

No moving on to another venture, not sure what yet.
OK cold Guinnesses line up :>)

Tumble weed removed - or whatever it was.....

Very quiet without Socco, hope his service doesn't take too long...and all this sherry trifle!!

Ahh you see it's like radar....put out the guinness and Opto appears ;>)

It's a bit early...but as you mentioned it, pint please Bunny :-)

Hi all

not been in for a while, could do with a few comforting guinesses please, have stupidly managed to damage my big toe (find out in the morning if broken)

Bunny, hope you werent too badly hit by PRTY