CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Shift over a bit will you, you'd think he owned the place.

What are you here for anyway?

Spaceman, how was the camp waiter?

The lamb just ordered me to sort out the header in the next few weeks or I will be sacked, excellent I thought.

Actually I have never been sacked, I would love it to happen now....

K, where at TN or the Snail? We only went to the snail to see the front of house manager who is a friend of a friend.

All of the waiters at TN are a bit strange I dont like the one with the starey eyes, didnt notice any of them were especially camp but the one who does the bar might be.

At TN.

It's the youngish one with the starey eyes, perhaps it's just me that floats his boat!

The boss seems like a nice bloke though. Think his name is Dave but don't quote me on that.

Choclat, will you please move over!

Actually it might be John!

D'you have to make yourself so biiig KD?

K, I did hear poeple talking to someone called John, but I didnt see which one he is.

We dont go to TN often enough to be on firt name terms ;-) normally go to the Spice Club in 7oaks where we are on speaking terms...

Another quality curry house, been there a few times myself. And if you walk up the hill from the station, you gain a bigger appetite.

Is "firt name terms" reserved for special friends? Or should that be "flirt name terms"?


Sorry to barge in like that, where did I leave my manners? That's a particularly nice cookie on the counter - anyone mind if I...



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What are those special seeds you put in it?

No that was definitely a firt, SC.
I can recommend an optician if you need one ;)

Eyes going googly now. What was in that cookie?

Don't know any myself Choccie ;-)

SC, those special cookies are rather nice arnt they, I had several last night and my colour vision changed remarkably, I was seeing all sorts of things that no one else could see ;-)

first firt flirt I think. Now where are my glasses? I need an opticialn ;-)

This is all rather moving, but can I come out from the corner?

I'll put the ladder back!

i want to get out of the hammock but the ladders gone help................

i am a lamb

Lambykins, coooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, over here. I have the ladder but can't move from the spot!

right bedtime for me, I have to be up early for a teleconference with Melbourne and Kuala Lumpur and it wont be fun....


See you all tomorrow, if I can remember which bar to go to ;-)

Nighty night

Night night.

Who are Melbourne and Kuala? Honestly, some parents.

Well I don't know. I get in late, eyes all blurred and climb the ladder to leap into the hammock and find myself perched on top of a coat stand like a dizzy vulture! What is going on in here, the place has gone too pot what with camp waiters and all. Then there is poor old Lambykins stranded in an elevated hammock. Mind you, the thought of a sheep doing a high wire act to return to its pasture is quite amusing.