CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Night night.

Who are Melbourne and Kuala? Honestly, some parents.

Well I don't know. I get in late, eyes all blurred and climb the ladder to leap into the hammock and find myself perched on top of a coat stand like a dizzy vulture! What is going on in here, the place has gone too pot what with camp waiters and all. Then there is poor old Lambykins stranded in an elevated hammock. Mind you, the thought of a sheep doing a high wire act to return to its pasture is quite amusing.

Heck, look at the time. I'm off for my beauty sleep. Goodnight all.

K, reckon you've been in the naughty corner long enough....LOL...come over and have pot of tea.

I'd rather have a very strong black coffee please and a bacon buttie.

Keaydian - are you a smoker?
Terrible habit! :>0

(Out the back, got a place under the porch, sheltered from the rain that I use for my ciggies since it all got politically correct in here) :>)

There you go K, you've got company out there :-)

Smoking stunts your growth, apparently.

That must be why a ladder is needed to get into the hammock?

Can I have another coffee please.

I stopped growing ages ago K so not a worry to me LOL ;>)
Opto - you've forgotten your danish!
K - coffee on its way

now thats enought talk about stunted growth ;-)

Any warm danish left for me?

Just had an idea. How about a good old fashioned sign warning peeps not to move the ladder. It could read:

'Warning ladder in constant use, small people alert!

K, NO !

;-)

and anyway lambykins isnt a person ...

HELLO.

Evening Socs

signing off for a few hours for my drive to Hastings....

Sorry for shouting but this hammock is excessively high, I may just get vertigo. Isn't that a lovely word, vertigo.

I was looking over a cliff once and standing next to a yokel, I said to him "have you got vertigo" and he said "no, oi live just around the corner"!

Socs, LOL, the old ones are the best ;-)

Well made it back to Hastings, now we are off out for something to eat.

Back later.

Saturday, yippee, and Socco is on a roll. Well, maybe more a slice of toast than a roll. Just wondering what I should do if I scooped the lottery Jackpot. Buy a hotel, or an airplane or maybe even tax my car! Dreams.................


Meanwhile, back on an earthly level, FEB is about to be created.

As an aside, has anyone seen Pru the handyman lately? He seems to be missing from the gardeners hut, I wonder if he has gone walkabouts again.