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Smoking stunts your growth, apparently.

That must be why a ladder is needed to get into the hammock?

Can I have another coffee please.

I stopped growing ages ago K so not a worry to me LOL ;>)
Opto - you've forgotten your danish!
K - coffee on its way

now thats enought talk about stunted growth ;-)

Any warm danish left for me?

Just had an idea. How about a good old fashioned sign warning peeps not to move the ladder. It could read:

'Warning ladder in constant use, small people alert!

K, NO !

;-)

and anyway lambykins isnt a person ...

HELLO.

Evening Socs

signing off for a few hours for my drive to Hastings....

Sorry for shouting but this hammock is excessively high, I may just get vertigo. Isn't that a lovely word, vertigo.

I was looking over a cliff once and standing next to a yokel, I said to him "have you got vertigo" and he said "no, oi live just around the corner"!

Socs, LOL, the old ones are the best ;-)

Well made it back to Hastings, now we are off out for something to eat.

Back later.

Saturday, yippee, and Socco is on a roll. Well, maybe more a slice of toast than a roll. Just wondering what I should do if I scooped the lottery Jackpot. Buy a hotel, or an airplane or maybe even tax my car! Dreams.................


Meanwhile, back on an earthly level, FEB is about to be created.

As an aside, has anyone seen Pru the handyman lately? He seems to be missing from the gardeners hut, I wonder if he has gone walkabouts again.

Hammock alert! Socco's coming in.

Ooh la la

Steady!

I was listening to "The Food Program" on R4 this morning and they had a pice about a fantastic association that I want to join, its called "The Association for the Recognition of SautPotatoes with Onions as a Main Dish"

Thats got to be one of the finest association I have ever heard of, they are based in Slovenia and they have just held their 6th annual Festival.

Unfortunately I cant find any more info about them but I would like to make contact with them in order to become a member and hopefully also be allowed to serve this dish in the coffee house, its got to beat snails.

Even a slow worm would :P

Hey that's something I learned from my aunties, Spacie.
You slice raw potatoes very thinly and then throw them in over the onions with salt and lashings of oil in a biiig pan, adding a spot of water as required. Mmmm yummy :)

chocky, they do sound nice but do you recognise them as a main dish rather than just as a starter ;-)

Krauts don't do starters, Spacie ;)