CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

OK a small helping of scrambled eggs. That is all I can manage after a painfull visit to the dentist. The build up didn't help either. My dentist managed to break the jay of someone I know last year but decided that my case was bad enough to refer to a specialist practice. They 'phoned me twice and sent a letter talking about sedation, who was going to drive me there etc. Then last night the wife regaled me with the contents of the book she was reading about near death, out of body, experiences.

Please don't call the shrink or the police if I slobber down one side of my face while eating!

You're OK there T-I-M, we'll only call the men in white coats if you slobber down both sides of your mouth.

Hi all. red day in the market today. Not good for Socco's wealth, too much of that!

Any eggs left, slurp.

Not now there aren't.

Fresh plate of spuds and Onions on the bar if thats any good Keaydian.

Red day for me as well socs ;-(

Anyone not had a reddish day must be a bit of a whizzo, Keep on smiling tomorrow is another day :-)
In the meantime two pints of Guinness will be a pleasant start to the evening.

Scof scof, lovely.

Pint of the black stuff to wash it down please, and make sure it's a clean glass!

A pint of lemonade and a straw please.

Lemonade!

Join the queue.

Its self serve in here ;-) however I have put out a bale of straw and a drop of lemonade and a can of black paint if that helps?

right bedtime for me, I have to get up at 0445 to catch a plane in the morning ....

Dont eat all the straw.

Enjoy Spaceman, keep away from dodgy barge salesmen.

Morning all, just off to Gatwick ;-(

thanks for the warning Keaydian.

Wet an horrible in cloggyland, no parrots but the trees do look nice.

Damp, dull and boring here also Spacie so you're not missing anything.
Sending over a Guinness :>)

Morning all

nice foggy start in oxfordshire this am.

finally got my laptop back from toshiba (the hard drive died) and now it wont connect to my wireless network - has to be said their customer service has been awful

Morning folks,
Fundy info like that is worth making a note of for when it comes to replacement time. Good service is worth a lot.

Sorry about the laptop Fundy - Guinness all round then for you guys :>)

Opto

this is the replacement for the previous laptop that broke so theyre way down the list when it comes to replacement. Taken them 2 weeks to replace a hard drive and return the laptop. Refused to try to restore the data from the previous hard drive and charged a deposit of 200 for me to have my old hard drive for a month to try and get the data recovered myself

disgusted of oxfordshire !!!!!

bunny - thanks for the guiness :-)

btw their call centre is in the far east - like pulling teeth to get anywhere with them - when i asked if i could take the laptop somewhere for repair rather than it being collected (i rightly assumed this would speed the process up) they told me to take it to Glasgow ffs