Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I see that president B. Obama tried to order a pizza and got straight through to the space station; ...now... they do wear the same unforms I'll give you that....just a little mix up that's all......I bet some people ring up and perhaps this could happen :
Hello ! is that's the pizza white house ? euuhh yes...how I can I help you ?...I'd like a delivery....please hold the line and I'll put you through.....Barrack here ! how can I help you ?.....I'll order now please...ahh yes and what would you like ?...small range, medium range or long range ?....I'll take the large !....now do you do a discount ? ...well l yes if you take 2 big ones I'll throw in a medium one as well...and would you like some toppings.... ordinary or nuclear tipped ?....euhh (no answer)......so that's done then.... we'll deliver two long range and one medium range nukes to your home...nukes ? what nukes ?...some misunderstanding here...euhhh ...I'll ring back....

Brookes, arrested in connection with "payments" to "police".

Would be interesting if she spills, or sells the "stories" to save her bacon and make a few bob.

Must be a little like "Kiss and Tell" for Cameron.

Hope he kept good notes of the 26 meetings.

That sounded sympathetic Haystack, until 'probably too fat to work' lol

Will anything come of this Fred1new other than a waste of tax payers money?

The Becks now have contacted lawyers.

Thanks 3 monkies, and thanks its now pi55ing here. Have a good day, whats left.

Dc.

Does Hays comment mean that he himself is a FB.

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Another interesting link for enquiry.

Mayor congratulates Sir Paul Stephenson on appointment as Metropolitan Police Commissioner

28 JANUARY 2009

The Mayor of London and Chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority (MPA), Boris Johnson, today congratulated Sir Paul Stephenson on his appointment as the next Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police.

The Mayor has long thought Sir Paul Stephenson seemed the most suitable man for the job and was delighted the Home Secretary agreed.
Boris Johnson made a clear manifesto commitment to increase police accountability and put greater focus on cutting knife crime, violence and protecting the capital from the threats from terrorism.

Boris Johnson said:

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Outcomes:-

Just guesses!

Probably, the drawbridges of the politicians, the police and the press will be drawn up for a couple of years.

The press will continue to crawl through the dustbins, but I think some of them may back off for a while exploring and exposing the corruption of various "governing bodies".

They may sort out the Press Council remit and powers. This would be useful.

But what is legitimate in good "investigative journalism" is difficult to define and enforce without suppression of information which should be perused in the public arena.

I think it is a timely warning for the "executive" that seems more and more remote, or behaves as if it is untouchable. They thought that the latter was so, but it is to be welcomed that, they aren't.

Also, what will become more obvious and important will be the Internet and overseas journalistic reflections, of an insular little island.

Shortly, will be wandering around France again and it will be interesting to see what the opinion of the "fiasco" is there.

Interesting Fred. FB - fine by-stander, have I guessed correctly, or did you mean something else.

FB - Fred Basher

The lottery winners have done a runner to Spain. The postman confirms the letters from beggars are arriving. A life now behind walls and cameras.

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Dreams.

Chuckle.

Not really. Thinking more of facy boy, or perhaps, even fancy boy!

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If you haven't already read the to-day's Observer's editorial list of suggested questions suggested to be asked of Brooks, the Murdochs, if, or when, they appear before the select committee, have a look.

V.I.

One good thing from this, a lot of court award money will be going to charity.

First public picture of Victoria and baby.


http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/IcLGuGB4AtkvoaTpu70jbw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMzA7cT04NTt3PTUwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_uk/News/pressass/UKNews170720111750505-1.jpg

Aaaah! Little love.

She looks just like her Mum, doesn't she?

I bet a lot of people would advertise someone on e-bay


Aussie mum investigated for putting kids on eBay




An Australian mother who listed her children for sale on the Internet had her joke backfire when authorities were called in to investigate, police said Sunday.

Officials in the southern city of Geelong were notified last week that a woman was attempting to sell her children, a boy and girl both aged under 10, on the auction site eBay.

Photos of the children were included in the sales pitch.

"Police tracked down the woman, who said it was a joke," police said in a statement.

Child welfare officers and police conducted a joint investigation and police said no charges would be laid.

"However, police discourage this type of behaviour," the statement said.
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No e-bay don't want Fred1new, before someone asks.

the Sunday Sun can exclusively reveal that one unfortunate consequence of the 'phone hacking saga was that Fred was made homeless; in an ebay auction the News of the World had been paid 50,000 by Fred's mother to take him away and since then he had been their toilet cleaner, sleeping on the news room floor and playing with the computers in his free time!

Tim,

Your prose would seem more of a reflection of yourself than me.

Perhaps, you could flush your toilet.

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I see that a trip to SA is more important to Cameron than answering question in this country.

He can run, but can't hide.

More heads to roll.

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