Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

One Irish guy that my mate knows was involved in the looting last night - he has over 200 Argos catalogues if you want one.

Ten Irishmen attempting to loot Argos in Dublin last night were later arrested at Collection Point B.

Yet another Wally of a high ranking Police Officer.

Just heard him say that many rioters who have appeared at court were seen leaving the court with their faces covered, because "They left ashamed of what they had done".
What world do these people live in. They covered their faces because they were embarrassed that they were caught and for no other reason.
They don't even understand what the word shame) means!

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Too right.
Although often you only feel guilty if you know shame, they usually go together.
So without guilt you often don't get shame.

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Mnamreh,

Q Do you feel guilty of double posting.
Shame on you!

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I don't know about being unemployed etc to qualify as a looter, but at an all night sitting of Distruct Judges at Highbury Mgisrates court a lot of people pleaded guilty to burglary among them was a teaching assistant at a primary school, a hairdresser and a scaffolder.

All of them had jobs. They have all been referred on to a Crown Court for sentencing as magistrates courts can only give 6 months, but Crown Courts can give 10 years. The rioting aspect to the burglaries is expected to produce longer sentences.

UK riots: grammar school girl is accused of theft
Laura Johnson appears as far removed as is possible from the lawless "underclass" said to have been blighting Britain's streets.

The 19yearold is a highflying pupil who attended St Olave's Grammar School the fourth best performing state school in the country.

She is now reading English and Italian at the University of Exeter.

However, Miss Johnson now stands accused, along with two others, in connection with the alleged theft of 5,000 of goods from the Stonelake Retail Park in Charlton, south London.

The goods were allegedly found in a car being driven by Miss Johnson.

Also look at the intelligence of this teaching assistant.

He left court with a newspaper covering his face, headline read 'Copycat cretins'. In order to move away from reporters, he turned quickly, walking straight into a lamp-post.
Would loved to have witnessed it.

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I'm sure there maybe better clips - but here it is! :-)

His also a mentor to youngsters

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US RECESSION

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could fly a jumbo jet.

This is me.


Bought more than a smile to my face, copied and sent to many friends.
Why not copy it to the joke for today thread.

Regards Greek

Well done This is me, highly amusing. Like greekman brought more than a smile to my face.

Yes very funny T I M