Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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Your talking about the E type jag now

Time Machine!





Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

What will the USA be like in 100 years time

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries

David thinks Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that so he asks


What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
David just stares at it.

Come on David says Barak, What does it say


Dave replies,

Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!

Skinny,

Your post is obviously mostly fantasy.
How could anyone believe it will take 100 years for the UK to be a Muslim country, around 40 to 50 is my prediction.

Q I wonder how long it will be before we see a Muslim Gypsy site, with a minaret in the middle. With planning permission of course, granted by the head Mullah.

Note...Your post copied and forwarded to several people for a good laugh.

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Yes and the market didn't flinch.

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I'm beginning to think the market wouldn't flinch if it had its b***s chopped off.

It feels safe with the coalition's management of the economy., :<<<<<

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15011861


Recession ? What recession.

Aldwickk,

Saw it on the news yesterday.
My thoughts were.

1 This is not art, it is simply someone who has got an idea, and is going to be paid a vast amount of cash to play with a floating bit of junk.

2 A total waste of money.

3 He should get a proper job.

As I read yesterday. Don't blame the Emperor if no one can see he has no clothes.

Starting from the 26th, Pink Floyd - remastered albums are available - Amazon Link.

"Open this malware or I'll sue you"

The latest social engineering trick to get victims to open malicious email attachments accuses them of being spammers and threatens to sue them if they don't stop.

The eurozone approach to debt.

I am glad that Cameron and Osborne have no plan b.


Have they left for the Cayman islands yet?

Speed-of-light experiments give baffling result at Cern

Puzzling results from Cern, home of the LHC, have confounded physicists - because it appears subatomic particles have exceeded the speed of light.

Two questions.

If something goes faster than the speed of light, how do you see it.
Also if you (and they) can't see it how do they know.

Like you say, puzzling to say the least.

Who, What, Why: Can you dodge a falling satellite?

Fragments from a satellite falling to Earth are expected to land on Friday. So is it possible to take evasive action?

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