CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Not so good, eventually, for Boris Becker though !

Ha Ha, I remember that apple.

I once went out with a girl who was about 10 years older than me and her husband was in prison. I was at her house and he knocked on the door (he had been released) she suggested I hid or I might get battered, so I hid under the stairs for 5 hours.

Now it's coming out...lock up your women! LOL

Would anyone like some of my prozac

Ah ha ha ha, Eha ha ha ha

Chop chop chop

Periscope depth

Bleep bleep bleep

No ships captain, but I spy a wooden coat stand

Is KEAYDIAN related to Lizzie Borden, I wonder?

Morning - confirmation required if today is the birthday of our honourable leader SPACIE ! If so a cake needs to be baked and haddock fish fingers need frying.
;>)

Keaydian - put my pills back! ;>)

Morning Bunny.

Don't know what came over me yesterday, but at least plenty of wood has been chopped up.

Pills and axe safely returned to where they belong.

Hmmm going to have to watch you.....
;>)
Ok bacon sarnie and a cuppa for all the hard work chopping yesterday :>)

Morning!

K will have to be "axed" from this estalishment if the madness
goes on .. he is a hazard ;-)

Is it Spacies's birthday?

JJ ;>)
I don't know about Spacie - comment on traders thread it's his birthday but until the man himself appears.....

Blimey you lot have short memories - must be summat in the water.
Spacie was 28 in November :)
Sure he won't say no to cake and haddock though ;)

i think hes like the queen choccie ;-)

Nah, he's got a better hair-do, Fundie ;)

LOL Choccie & Fundy
Memory....what's that?....where did I put it?
;>)

Hello anyone. Heard today about a chap whose sex life was in trouble, seems he had confused Viagra with vinegar!

Mostly blue day for my portfolio today, bonza.

I'll be in earlyish tomorrow, the first of my long weekends. Ther is something to be said for retirement.

FINALLY....GGGGGRRRR

OK, life membership is life membership, right?, epsecially when countersigned (after a suitable bribe!!!) by the near god-like BULLSHARE
Well in my naivety that's what I believed.....but no...apparently news travels fast hereabouts.....I've been unemployed for less than 36 hours when some over-ribboned jobs-worth on the door says the establishment has been upgraded, "No Vagrants"
Told the little OIK where to get off I can tell you...slapped it around a bit.....may have broken it.....er...so if it belongs to you....I am sorry....but please come and clear it up...

Socs,
Congratulations on your well earned retirement, I hope you are going to pursue all the things being an upstanding worker prevented you doing before...LOL
And I must add I hope it came about in a more sane fashion than my own departure???, went into the office as normal on Wednesday morning....left 9 hours later....unemployed!!!

Seems to me a righteous excuse to visit the Bubbly cellar I support here, and if I may say only one thing will suit.....DP VIN '96....should be just about perfect now, and I deserve it.....well bollocks if I don't....I am damned well going to crack a bottle!!!!........CHEERS everyone.....:-)))))

Morning all,
How are we all today?
Danish warming, tea's on...
:>)

This 'all' is very well thank you Bunny. Love a danish and tea.

Large mug for me please.

OK, on it's way - sun's shining :>))))