Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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A.

I like a good pie and sometimes the beer.

But your tory this government seems to prefer to duck under the table when it gets too hot.


Perhaps, the orange sauce is too strong for the tory members.

When I think of this bunch organising a party in a brewery comes to mind.

Perhaps, they prefer coco-cola.


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N.

I must admit the "mark up", or corkage on wine, in restaurants generally infuriates me.


Over the years I have tended to eat out less and less, as I now enjoy attempting to "cook myself".

Edited for N (cook for others, or cook myself for others.)

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I thought that nowadays it was more "screwage" :-)

N,

I agree. I occasionally get burnt.

I think if you ate some of my earlier concoctions you would think that my action would be supported.

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8-)

Talk about take the p*ss - 'Urine power' tests at UWE in Bristol are successful

It is claimed the publication of a research paper into the viability of urine as a fuel for Microbial Fuel Cells (MFCs) is a world first.

They say tests have produced small amounts of energy, but more research could produce "useful" levels of power.

So in the future, if drunks buy a car powered by a Microbial Fuel Cell, drive to a pub, get really p****d, then relieved themselves into the fuel tank they could get home on the cheap.


Well I suppose it would make a change from p***ing in someones garden!

Foreign Office reveals weird requests to consulates

The British consulate offers welcome assistance to travellers who are in trouble abroad, but the Foreign Office is warning there are some things it just cannot help with.

In the last six months staff have been asked for a telephone number for Phil Collins and Prince Charles's shoe size.

Another request was from a man stranded at the airport by his dominatrix.

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Enter stage left :-)

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15664009

Absolutely disgusting.

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Just shows what wimpy, easily lead, liberal lefty juries we have no days.
Poor lamb was suffering from PTS due to previous prison sentences, but he still admitted that the attack was pre-meditated.

To my mind, if you are in prison, you should suffer from depression, that shows prison works for you.

skinny Post 13087

Just read it.

V Funny,

I am sitting with 2 other geriatrics at the moment who recognised me.

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