CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

SB - it means - if you don't stop doing that I'll send for the Environmental Health Inspectors :)

Why use 13 words when you can use one :)

MG - I don't believe you.....you're just trying to get me to hide under the counter again for 2 days!

Ohhhhh Choccie...what does it mean??????

(edit ) found it in the dictionary!! Can you say that if he's a bloke?

Definitely, bunnie ;)

Gawd......hope he's not gay.....

Inappropriate French mutterings in here today! LOL

Un cafe au lait, svp...

before the Health Inspectors get here :-)

Dont think he is gay. I call him the man with no neck as his head comes straight off his body. Not worth buying him a scarf for christmas.

Also he might be jewish, he spends all day on a we site called feuj world which seems to be for jewish folk.

So I guess putain might be a bit strong.

If in doubt, first check the size of the arm muscles and the knuckle span....
;>)

I got it! Buy a box of tissues lunchtime and put them on his desk...

SB - he might get the wrong idea if JM buys him Kleenex :)

Looks like Jm is stuck with the sniffer then.........

LOL, I will try your suggestion and leave a pile of napkins on his desk when he goes to lunch. Maybe on about the third one down I will write putain on it.

Best keep a brolly handy then.

Morning all.

Jeffmack, the guy opposite me at work learnt that if he didn't sniff he didn't get pinged with an elastic band.

K - ;>)

K, nice one

I had a sniffer in my last job, as I was the boss I just threatened to sack him if he didnt shut up.

Jeffers, isn't complaining about the service in a self-service establishment a bit like shooting oneself in the foot?

Hi all, Socco is back after his three day week and looking forward to a four day weekend.

Evening all, just back from a trip up north, had an enjoyable chinese in central manchester last night followed by a pint in Frodsham. Some of the northern people were even friendly ;-)

Only bad bit was BA being an hour late ;-(

OK..I'M LATE...LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was a day to remember....or forget.....having just discovered my dad has cancer, I then learn my sister's father-in-law has passed-away

A day therefore more to forget methinks..Brandy..5*anaesthesia..bottle..NOW!!

I will admit at this point to being a little strung-out, Friday is supposed to be my official leaving-party from work, and by default a celebration.....will now be very hard..:-(((

Bollocks.

Morning Folks,
Tea's on and danish is warming.
JM please call in today so we know you haven't been flattened by the sniffer in response to any hint you may have dropped yesterday.
Stormy - A break and change of scenary today will do you good, if its hard going let them know why, they'll understand. :>)

SB
Pile of napkins sitting on his desk but so far he has not come in.