CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

LOL, I will try your suggestion and leave a pile of napkins on his desk when he goes to lunch. Maybe on about the third one down I will write putain on it.

Best keep a brolly handy then.

Morning all.

Jeffmack, the guy opposite me at work learnt that if he didn't sniff he didn't get pinged with an elastic band.

K - ;>)

K, nice one

I had a sniffer in my last job, as I was the boss I just threatened to sack him if he didnt shut up.

Jeffers, isn't complaining about the service in a self-service establishment a bit like shooting oneself in the foot?

Hi all, Socco is back after his three day week and looking forward to a four day weekend.

Evening all, just back from a trip up north, had an enjoyable chinese in central manchester last night followed by a pint in Frodsham. Some of the northern people were even friendly ;-)

Only bad bit was BA being an hour late ;-(

OK..I'M LATE...LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was a day to remember....or forget.....having just discovered my dad has cancer, I then learn my sister's father-in-law has passed-away

A day therefore more to forget methinks..Brandy..5*anaesthesia..bottle..NOW!!

I will admit at this point to being a little strung-out, Friday is supposed to be my official leaving-party from work, and by default a celebration.....will now be very hard..:-(((

Bollocks.

Morning Folks,
Tea's on and danish is warming.
JM please call in today so we know you haven't been flattened by the sniffer in response to any hint you may have dropped yesterday.
Stormy - A break and change of scenary today will do you good, if its hard going let them know why, they'll understand. :>)

SB
Pile of napkins sitting on his desk but so far he has not come in.

Ohhh sinister......
;>)

But has he come out - all that Kleenex might have meant he thinks you fancy him - he's probably taking extra time to put on his make-up this morning. I did warn you !!!

O.M.G.

Ohh sinister with lippie......
;>)

stormy, sorry to hear your news.

Morning from a grey Sevenoaks, I am just off for my morning walk .... !

Chicken Flu Jeffers?

He is in; Didnt take the hint, just moved the napkins away and started sniffing

Jeffers, try the subtle approach. Tell him that if he doesn't stop sniffing you will punch his lights out. Usually works.

Jeff why dont you go an get a load of tissues and put them on his desk

If that does not work get something to make you sneeze loudly and 'productivly' and sneeze all over him....

Or stand up next to him and shout loudly round the affice ' has anyone got any tissues for henri ???, he has run out' ......