CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

GD... puppy... never would have thought him capable! Pass on congrats if you hear from him

Am I right in thinking the girls are still around somewhere, I feel in need of a bit of female attantion, so if they could come out from the kitchen (ouch)...

They are still around but so busy making money (I hope) they don't get in so often.

Well good luck and hello to them (I really don't expect you to be in the kitchen, afterall the chimney needs sweeping)

Seriously, hello and best wishes to everyone that I used to know.

Pop back tomorrow and let us know how it went with the lady. If you want to post any pics, feel free

Morning all, just popped in to see if we need some more logs and have a quick cuppa by the ..................zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

There he goes again...fast on!

Jeff, I've been trying to get a picture off her for ages...

If anyone wants to give advice on how to deal with an girl who might just have been dumped by her long term bf when I pick her up, let me know!!! Can't say I'm looking forward to it.

What it must be like to be old and settled ;-)

If its a rebound thing then dont expect too much, just take the rebound shag if its on offer but remember she will always be comparing you to her 6ft well endowed ex boyfriend.
Hope that helps

JS just treat her as she has never had a bf for ages....and treat her nice....

Jeff... just managed to choke on my bacon sarny. Can I point out I am a gentleman with morals, besides she made it clear last night that despite the snog a couple of weeks ago, that she doesn't have any feelings for me!?

Opto, exactly my plan, trying to figure out the best line when I see her. I thought something along the lines of "so has he dumped you...?" or possible "You single yet?"

Don't ask she will tell you, possibly not in words.....Could do with the girlies here but I can't get bunny away from her office.

Yeah... well if I get a slap in the face, I'll know what that means :-) You've got to laugh, but honestly, I'd prefer to have a Nick Leeson type position in the markets to deal with instead of tonight!

JS you must be very keen or you wouldn't give a toss. Good luck for a pleasant evening

Laughter is the way to a womens heart (and money)

Dont be serious and have a laf to cheer her up. Go bowling or something.

Try telling her she is looking stunning ... always helps :-)

The money doesn't matter jm but a nice candlelit restaurant can do the trick.

Tea brewing. Scones with clotted cream and jam ... or an early Guinness for
those in despair...

jj
May I say you looking stunning in that candlelight. Especially with tea and clotted cream running down your pinny and over your nora battys

jm - compared to my previous 6ft over endowed boyfriend, you don't look
bad in candlelight either! Bowling indeed .....better to go out and get
plastered with a decent champagne. Men..

You will always pull the ladies Jeff, you have such a way with words.
Guinness would be nice jj, Amber nectar at the side please.

Opto
She's warming to me

Looks like jj has left the pair of us Jeff. Offers a Guinness then vanishes :0(