Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A couple of months old but.... Labours embarrassing immigration secrets revealed

Reports kept under wraps by Labour showing that immigrants who came to Britain from Romania and Bulgaria had low education levels and were more likely to claim out-of-work benefits are to be released for the first time by ministers.

Just had an email from my daughter - apparently Morrisons are giving 25% for any 6 bottles of for this weekend only.

Lock up your sons, daughters, etc. Gary Glitter free to travel after three-year ban comes to an end

THE CARIBBEAN any woman or if you wish lady going to thee for a holiday
is putting her life at risk in barbados ever year there are reported 25 rapes and so many are so ashamed they do not report it this has been known for several years and the police there are only interested in STOPPING it being reported .
so if you do care about your familys and your good friends PLEASE tell them
because if they are raped and mugged they will get NO help. over there .
the reason i have posted this is because a brave lady as printed her rape in the sunday mail. which the barbados gov tried to stop.

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS



Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year...
.that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

So had you paid for them ? and was that THE contractor or a scam caller.

Difficult to imagine Fred as a dumb blonde! (at least the blonde bit)

lol ,Hay it's taken him a year to post that , must be a copy & paste from somewere

Aids.

Nio,

She gave your address.

new 1 fred. civil war looms in egypt the M/B have played there ace card
and the rioters have done there work for them. they will live to regret
the futurethey are going to have under the M/B

Fred1new - 27 Nov 2011 18:19 - 13416 of 13417

Aids.

Nio,

She gave your address.


That reply doesn't make sense

Fred never makes sense, life is too short to get annoyed by him, if he was funny it wouldn't be so bad. The squelch button will help you.

and in another move, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Nicolas Sarkozy were revealed to be plotting a new pact on economic union without consulting Britain or other countries outside of the EU.
They are determined not to give Britain the chance of insisting on powers being handed back from Brussels by negotiating a major new EU treaty.
More...Osborne warns Britain faces six more years of misery but will cap new year rail fare rises
Think we've got it bad? Read about the British expats whose lives have become a nightmare in a violent, chaotic land

Germany's original plan was to try to secure agreement among all 27 EU countries for a limited change to the Lisbon Treaty by the end of 2012, making it possible to impose much tighter budget controls over the 17-member Eurozone.
Countries will be forced to submit their budgets for EU approval before they go to national parliaments, will have to sign up to strict new rules on the size of debts and deficits and will be sued for any breach in the European Court of Justice


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066862/Britain-draws-emergency-plans-collapse-Euro-warnings-Italy-needs-500bn-bailout.html#ixzz1eywuWy69

avoid the caribbean it is full of rapists and crooks and murders.

Hi Tanker,

I understand re the rapist and murderers comments, but what have you got against 'Caribbean Cooks'.

I wish this had been around years ago :-)

New forced marriage law comes into effect in Scotland

A new law protecting people from being married against their will has come into effect in Scotland.

How daft is this?


Hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayers cash is to be poured into Africa to help it cope with the impact of climate change.
The 330million handout will be spent over the next four years on schemes to install solar power plants and encouraging investment in low-carbon transport.
One of the main beneficiaries will be South Africa, a country which is prosperous enough to have its own space agency

greek .was a bit removed from what i was doing .
i am buying and putting place loads of trades to get a lot of TCG they will be back up to there normal SP by xmas .and do not like to miss the gift .
that is why i am rich and idle

And modest!

Its just the same as all the millions we pump into India, another country that has its own space programme (proposed next launch programme approx 4 billion) and nuclear industry.
We are still trying to play the 'rich uncle' to the old colonial world.
Cameron is getting just as bad as the last lot, in spending Our Money.

Did you also see the Taliban receive 100 a month for not fighting.

What a great idea. Perhaps we could expand this idea to nearer home.
How about having a tariff for known UK criminals.
Perhaps 100 per week for low level crime thefts and the like, 200 per week for burglaries and assaults, with say 300 to armed robers, rapists, with a top rate of 500 per week to terrorists. All the above of course would be on condition that they did not re-offend (means don't get caught).
They would have to give their word, cross their fingers and hope to die etc.
Just think of the grief this would save, would be victims.

I appreciate the above paragraph is diabolically ridiculous, but where in truth is the difference.

Who says, Crime don't pay!