CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Good morning one and all.

Stormy. I am retired but the old firm decided they must have me back whilst they search the universe for a replacement. Thus I do three days a week and have monday and friday to make a long weekend. So here I am having done the retirement bit and had a good lie in.

Must make some toast now, all this sleeping makes me hungry.

Morning all.

I've returned to the relative sanity that exists in this peaceful and serene cafe. If anyone asks for me, you haven't seen me, no not even if they look like a younger Julia Roberts.

That goes for me as well, zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz

That goes for me as well, zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz

Twice over eh, Keaydian.

Hi JS, good to see you back again. I knew you would get time off for good behaviour. LOL. But relative sanity? You must have been in a real wierd place to think this is relative sanity. Probably make a good book in that case, let me know when you've published it and I'll have a signed first edition.

Socs, Funny you should say that, I was thinking about writing the book just last night. Problem is not getting arrested or murdered when it's released! Believe me, the last two years have proved just how insane realy life is, and how "normal" this place is, hence why I'm back.

JS
two posts and no update on your love life. So how did it go, was my advice helpful.

Good morning Jeffers, how's the weather in Paris?

Weather is delightful Socco. Hows the portfolio? I didnt have much but sold them all this morning.

Quite a ruddy glow this morning Jeffers, looks like the big boys taking us all to the cleaners again.

Jeff, Travelled across half of the UK, phoned her up when I got within 20 miles to say I'd be half an hour late to only be told that she didn't want to see me. At least I'm pretty sure that's what she said through the tears. The bf had dumped her, poor girl. She's hoping that she'll get him back today. Saw her yesterday for an hour, as a friend. So there we are, an update but no news. Read into it what you will, because I sure as hell don't know what's going on. You might have to wait for the book to be released!

C'est la vie.

JS, sadly it sounds like you need to give up on that one ;-(

Jeff, my trip has been shortened going out tomoorw PM back Wednesday, but I will probably be there next week or the week after!

Flying visit Spacie. I am not here next week but am scheduled to be here the following 4 weeks :-(

JS
Thats too bad and sounds a bit complicated.

Spacie, Logic agrees with you, emotions have a bit of a lag.

Jeff, complicated... she's a woman.

Afternoon kettles on...
picked up some chocolate brownies and custard and cream slices on the way in, help yourselves.

Thanks Bunny.

Afternoon Bunny, how's life?

JS
I thought you would have learned by now not to ask questions like that to a moman.

3 hours later..............

JS,

When a girl sees you as a "friend", it's because she doesn't fancy you and isn't interested. Move on.