Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

TANK, hope you are on Border Control keeping those bloody Welsh out :O)

cc a real welshman will not leave the valleys fact

Britannia has sunk beneath the waves.
There are no recent coins with her image.

RIP.

Why can't they attract professionals rather than rapers and criminals?

The answer is clear, the government is trying to attract vote by claimin Human Right, then give the right o Criminals to come, ignoring everything else...

Why should they bother... they are safe themselves.

the EU want more power well if they are that clever why are they in a MESS
and why has not one commentator made this comment .

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/07/female-gang-who-attacked-woman-spared-jail_n_1133734.html?ref=mostpopular

well it will not belong now till theEU BREAK UP .greece will be out in weks then ireland and italy .

the leaders of europe are no better than children starting school .
they are completely useless and are certainly not that bright but they will get
there large pensions .the whole eu should drop tools and take to the streets it is the only way forward if you are not up to the job go
.

the first thing to do is cut vat by halve .
cut benefits to any one who will not work
stop family allowance after 2nd child
that will get things moving

one more thing and the most immportant one
put a limit on pay so no one can earn more than
allowed .if they do not then want to work
so be it.

Increase VAT to 25% and reduce income tax.

School Lib Dem style:

Johnny is intelligent and works hard; he gets 90%. Scott is a waster and gets 25% in the same exam. Teacher Clegg tells Johnny that he has plenty of marks and so takes off half the marks that he gets above 20% leaving him with 55%. Teacher Clegg tells Scott that it is terrible that he has only 25% and so gives him the 35% that he took off Johnny along with 10 % borrowed from from Karl, who is at school in Munich, giving Scott 70%. At the time of the next exam Johnny tells Glegg to f*** off and throws a chair at him. He is sent to a behavioural unit ,which he only has to attend in the mornings, if he can be bothered to get out of bed, and where he gets to play pool and eat biscuits.

Why hit people with a stick if they work hard and earn a lot and reward the lazy?

that is spot on the man is a muppet .
in clegg world
it would not be worth getting out of bed .
i say this all claiments should be made to clock on
at 7am and clock off at 5pm
now that would be good .

mario what chum he is

And so wrote the prophets!

Why don't you arrange a coach to take you and the other Hollow Men of history, Cameron and Osborne, to negotiate for England in Brussels.

I am sure you can give them some tips on how to really _____ up any useful outcome.

the best tip for them is resign.and put MARK PRITHARD IN CHARGE

Who?

I say what is this , we are going to leave Europe to the hun..? In the name of st. george I won't have it you rotters!!!
Round up the peasants it's time for a bally war!!! We'll show them Frenchies which side their croissants are buttered! Well after brunch of course mustn't waste this Champers.. recession on.. gotta do our bit.... We are all in this together aren't we afterall! Anyone for a game of thrash the peasant..?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2_D93XZEik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA7e3pwQtnM&feature=fvwrel