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Hi jeffmack,

Thank you for the welcome. I was introduced to moneyam last June and have been reading ever since. It's just that I have been rather shy to post but find you guys quite amusing so plucked up the courage. I have actually posted on money am before but not a lot as I tend to find on the share threads if one disagrees with a post it can get quite verbally offensive. But the coffee house seems a nice place to relax and as I am such a responsible female in the absence of bunny, what would you like to drink? How is the weather in Paris?

Not often you will get any abuse in the coffee house (if ever).

Looking out of the window it looks nice and sunny, will take a walk at lunch time. Must check the weekend weather, see whats in store for the easter break.

Metcheck is telling me the midday weather for my part of kent will be

Friday 16 degrees Cloudy
Saturday 20 degrees Mostly Sunny
Sunday 21 degrees Sunny
Monday 14 degrees Some Sun Some Cloud

Bluelady, not the flower pot :-( large mug please, I think pot must just be a bit of Yorkshire :-)

Hi jeffmack,

Yes I know that....a bit of good healthy teasing is alright and I have enjoyed reading this thread and the talk to yourself thread.

Now I know your location is Kent...but I am confused as I thought you were in Paris the other day. But then perhaps you are giving the weather report of Kent because you will be returning there for easter. Or even better you work in Paris but live in Kent.

Optomistic, Explains everything re pot ;0)...and I am not being offensive because my mother is from Yorkshire but when she moved down to the south everything that was vaguely yorkshirish was beaten out of her from the girls at her school. So she lost her accent, sayings etc before I came along.

One large mug of tea coming your way, of course with the required one sugar and milk.

Cracking day up here. Just back from strolling the dogs around the lanes and fields

BL
I live in Kent but currently working in Paris. I usually travel out on Eurostar on Monday and back home Friday.

Hi jeffmack, thanks for that explanation. In the time I wrote the above my sell order for JSP got reached. Not bad over 25% made for a few days' of reckless trading....yes I know it could have gone either way....100% loss but I like to sweat with some of my buying!!!

Morning all.

And a big hello to Bluelady, Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllo.

Cup of tea for me please, I'll be in me chair.

Hi KEAYDIAN,

A very nice welcome from you as well. I really don't know why it took me so long to make my appearance.

Trying to get to know you guys and was going to say 'you have you own chair' , in a very surprised voice.....but I have just read your basic information and now I realise why you have your very own chair, lol. Boy oh boy.....I'm so pleased you are sitting as it is much easier passing you your cup of tea.

Back again thanks for keeping the chaps fed and watered BL :>)
Couple of things I'll fill you in on that you should know....
1. Under no circumstances allow keaydian access to the axe cupboard.
2. Do not offer to wash Jeffie socks.
3. If Socs has a bucket of trifle fermenting in the corner, its best to leave him to it.
4. Ignore all requests for rabbit or lamb dishes, as you're new they may push their luck ;>)
5. Watch Opto and TIM on the danish and do'nuts are they are supposed to be watching their weight.
6. Spacie is addicted to haddock fish fingers, not a problem but watch for gill growth.

Thats all I can think of for now - put your feet up and have a cuppa :>))

Almost afternoon all. Spring cleaning was finished, lovely young lady here now... friend before anyone starts the comenting. And the sun was almost shining. Added to that, another wonderful lady has walked into the cafe... welcome BL.

Hi again Bluelady, thanks for the tea. You'll usually find me in my chair resting the old eye lids, or chopping logs for the Inglenook....that is when they allow me to have the key to the axe cupboard.

Hi stockbunny,
Read your brief synopsis of the peculiarities of the guys and I will refer back to it when I think it is needed. Thanks for my tea. I actually can afford the private dentist and I will tell you exactly what happened the other day for my check up. It might give you the incentive to sell some of your shares in order to go private ;0).

My dentist said hello gorgeous, and that was before he asked me to open my mouth wide to see my teeth.....he cracked jokes.....and after examining my mouth he gave me a neck massage....well I thought it was a neck massage and it sure did make me feel all relaxed...he said he was checking my lymph nodes. And it only cost me 24. Not bad for 24 I got something to lift my spirits, able to laugh at jokes and a massage.

Mind you in the coffee room you can get something to lift your spririts, able to have a laugh and a message...all for free.

Hi J Stratford
Thanks for the lovely welcome.

Now there is a thought getting someone in to do the Spring cleaning. Yes I have read your sad tale re women or more to the point one woman.

Hi keaydian,
Now I understand why you like the axe. I used to chop wood when I was having arguments with my parents....got rid of my stress and no I never used it on them....they are still alive. However, if you are being so kind as to keep the Inglenook replenished with logs...why is the axe locked away in the cupboard especially from you. There must be a story behind that!!!

Well there was a little incident, but it's more moehill than mountain, and the key has been hidden since.

:O(

GIVE ME BACK MY AXE.

Must remember that one.

"I'm just checking your lymph nodes". ;-))

lol

Hi keaydian,
Drat this sounds like such a good story and there is no opportunity to just key in 'axe' as a key word in moneyam. You can do that on some other BBs. My question is, would it be worth my while to read over 14,000 posts or just offer one of you guys a kiss to tell all?!!! It's a cyber kiss so don't get too excited!!!

Hi Big Al,
That is alright if you are a dentist but I assure you as a female, if you tried it on a female friend the moment would be lost if you were already massaging her neck. However, perhaps a female might not have let you massage her until you say such a line....hey I notice a lump just let me see........

Hmmm interesting 'dentist' BL...LOL

OK grilled mackerel or steak depending on your taste, salad of course and some new tatties with butter and herbs for lunch.

Hello JS - a friend of yours is a friend of ours :>)

Na, it wouldn't be worth it.

I'll find the key one day.