CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Morning all.

And a big hello to Bluelady, Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllo.

Cup of tea for me please, I'll be in me chair.

Hi KEAYDIAN,

A very nice welcome from you as well. I really don't know why it took me so long to make my appearance.

Trying to get to know you guys and was going to say 'you have you own chair' , in a very surprised voice.....but I have just read your basic information and now I realise why you have your very own chair, lol. Boy oh boy.....I'm so pleased you are sitting as it is much easier passing you your cup of tea.

Back again thanks for keeping the chaps fed and watered BL :>)
Couple of things I'll fill you in on that you should know....
1. Under no circumstances allow keaydian access to the axe cupboard.
2. Do not offer to wash Jeffie socks.
3. If Socs has a bucket of trifle fermenting in the corner, its best to leave him to it.
4. Ignore all requests for rabbit or lamb dishes, as you're new they may push their luck ;>)
5. Watch Opto and TIM on the danish and do'nuts are they are supposed to be watching their weight.
6. Spacie is addicted to haddock fish fingers, not a problem but watch for gill growth.

Thats all I can think of for now - put your feet up and have a cuppa :>))

Almost afternoon all. Spring cleaning was finished, lovely young lady here now... friend before anyone starts the comenting. And the sun was almost shining. Added to that, another wonderful lady has walked into the cafe... welcome BL.

Hi again Bluelady, thanks for the tea. You'll usually find me in my chair resting the old eye lids, or chopping logs for the Inglenook....that is when they allow me to have the key to the axe cupboard.

Hi stockbunny,
Read your brief synopsis of the peculiarities of the guys and I will refer back to it when I think it is needed. Thanks for my tea. I actually can afford the private dentist and I will tell you exactly what happened the other day for my check up. It might give you the incentive to sell some of your shares in order to go private ;0).

My dentist said hello gorgeous, and that was before he asked me to open my mouth wide to see my teeth.....he cracked jokes.....and after examining my mouth he gave me a neck massage....well I thought it was a neck massage and it sure did make me feel all relaxed...he said he was checking my lymph nodes. And it only cost me 24. Not bad for 24 I got something to lift my spirits, able to laugh at jokes and a massage.

Mind you in the coffee room you can get something to lift your spririts, able to have a laugh and a message...all for free.

Hi J Stratford
Thanks for the lovely welcome.

Now there is a thought getting someone in to do the Spring cleaning. Yes I have read your sad tale re women or more to the point one woman.

Hi keaydian,
Now I understand why you like the axe. I used to chop wood when I was having arguments with my parents....got rid of my stress and no I never used it on them....they are still alive. However, if you are being so kind as to keep the Inglenook replenished with logs...why is the axe locked away in the cupboard especially from you. There must be a story behind that!!!

Well there was a little incident, but it's more moehill than mountain, and the key has been hidden since.

:O(

GIVE ME BACK MY AXE.

Must remember that one.

"I'm just checking your lymph nodes". ;-))

lol

Hi keaydian,
Drat this sounds like such a good story and there is no opportunity to just key in 'axe' as a key word in moneyam. You can do that on some other BBs. My question is, would it be worth my while to read over 14,000 posts or just offer one of you guys a kiss to tell all?!!! It's a cyber kiss so don't get too excited!!!

Hi Big Al,
That is alright if you are a dentist but I assure you as a female, if you tried it on a female friend the moment would be lost if you were already massaging her neck. However, perhaps a female might not have let you massage her until you say such a line....hey I notice a lump just let me see........

Hmmm interesting 'dentist' BL...LOL

OK grilled mackerel or steak depending on your taste, salad of course and some new tatties with butter and herbs for lunch.

Hello JS - a friend of yours is a friend of ours :>)

Na, it wouldn't be worth it.

I'll find the key one day.

Oh no you wont...LOL

Bluelady
Stockbunny forgot to mention the Environmental Health Officers. I keep warning them and they take no notice. They would be very interested in your lymph nodes so you'de better not be getting them out for the lads 'cos if the EHOs turn up at that exact moment - well, you can guess what they might think this establishment really is ...... maquerading as a coffee room - harumph - den of iniquity if you ask me.

moaning mg of morovia

I can be a dentist, BL. Whatever it might take. LOL

Hello mg and Big Al,

My lymph nodes are in my neck so unless I am wearing a polo neck jumper (which I don't) I won't be lowering the tone of the establishment, lol...even if asked to get them out.

Mg - Birmingham what a lovely place to live where they have welcome centres instead of tourist centres for us tourists who get lost in the city centre.

Keaydian - tell me the story. I couldn't possible contradict you as I don't know it.............yet. And it is always better to get your version of the story out first before the others give their version. Nice axe btw ;0)

Bluelady
Don't, for goodness sake ask him to get his chopper out - you're just asking for trouble. We've got three of them in G Wing and it always ends in tears when the inmates ask them to show their weapons.

Don't know about the city centre - it's a long way from Winson Green and they don't let us out much.

Hi mg,

Winson Green.........sounds a nice place if you have internet access. Btw, I have just googled the place so I know where you mean as well as the use of inmates but you could be in a place which is equivalent to Monyhull.

I have never asked and will never ask such a question in my life. I find it is the best way to avoid trouble....;0). Anyway I was asking about the axe story, lol.

Oh dear it takes me all this time to post in the coffee house and I find out that mg is in prison and Keaydian once wrote the verse below in relation to his axe......

'I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.'

Good job none of you know where I live and I can choose to make just a rare appearance from now on!!!!!