CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hmmm interesting 'dentist' BL...LOL

OK grilled mackerel or steak depending on your taste, salad of course and some new tatties with butter and herbs for lunch.

Hello JS - a friend of yours is a friend of ours :>)

Na, it wouldn't be worth it.

I'll find the key one day.

Oh no you wont...LOL

Bluelady
Stockbunny forgot to mention the Environmental Health Officers. I keep warning them and they take no notice. They would be very interested in your lymph nodes so you'de better not be getting them out for the lads 'cos if the EHOs turn up at that exact moment - well, you can guess what they might think this establishment really is ...... maquerading as a coffee room - harumph - den of iniquity if you ask me.

moaning mg of morovia

I can be a dentist, BL. Whatever it might take. LOL

Hello mg and Big Al,

My lymph nodes are in my neck so unless I am wearing a polo neck jumper (which I don't) I won't be lowering the tone of the establishment, lol...even if asked to get them out.

Mg - Birmingham what a lovely place to live where they have welcome centres instead of tourist centres for us tourists who get lost in the city centre.

Keaydian - tell me the story. I couldn't possible contradict you as I don't know it.............yet. And it is always better to get your version of the story out first before the others give their version. Nice axe btw ;0)

Bluelady
Don't, for goodness sake ask him to get his chopper out - you're just asking for trouble. We've got three of them in G Wing and it always ends in tears when the inmates ask them to show their weapons.

Don't know about the city centre - it's a long way from Winson Green and they don't let us out much.

Hi mg,

Winson Green.........sounds a nice place if you have internet access. Btw, I have just googled the place so I know where you mean as well as the use of inmates but you could be in a place which is equivalent to Monyhull.

I have never asked and will never ask such a question in my life. I find it is the best way to avoid trouble....;0). Anyway I was asking about the axe story, lol.

Oh dear it takes me all this time to post in the coffee house and I find out that mg is in prison and Keaydian once wrote the verse below in relation to his axe......

'I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.'

Good job none of you know where I live and I can choose to make just a rare appearance from now on!!!!!

Just so happens BigA's been showing me his albums this morning.

We don't let KEAYDIAN sing any more



and now you know what meggers is in for

chocs - you promised never to ........

Its busy in here today isnt it !

Welcome bluelady, its a little odd in this place .....

LOL Choccy

Hi Spaceman, Thanks for the welcome. I like the coffee house already and I don't mind odd or even odd people. Is it true that you are only 5' 4''? Just been reading very quickly some of the posts, to try and get a general idea of who everyone is.

Hi choccie, -love the records. As they say a picture can tell a thousand words and those records can tell a posters' real character!!!!

He's 5' 4", but used to be 6' - he's shrunk as he heads into his twilight years.

;-))

Bluelady, yes only 5' 4" but very young and handsome unlike Big Al, Al is very very old and nothing like as handsome as me.

Oh and my eyesight is terrible ;-)

I can confirm everything Spacie says.

Good evening all, I notice none of you mentioned the hammock to the new Bluelady member. What an oversight!

Welcome Bluelady. Have a bowl of trifle if you are so inclined.

A bowl of trifle indeed, Socco you are such a charmer, what chance do the rest of us have with our new Bluelady :-)