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Would it have been 'chirpy' ? ;-)

Fat bird? :-)

Who's a naughty boy ;)

Hi optomistic,

No, it was a variation of my real name, ;0) If I went into all my nicknames I would have lost count.

Kayak, since when could a budgie be classed as a fat bird...;0)

JS,

All girls like a bit of rough. I should know ......... I ended up marrying mine. Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen he says.

:o)

Kayak, duck and run fast :-)

OK, I'm out here. Pint of guinness and a burger tonight while watching the footie

A budgie could be fat if it was a forgetfull bulimic.

Hi Keaydian,

That is brilliant, but not only in my youth was I slim but I still am slimmish. It's all that swinging on the perch ;0).

Go back to sleep Keaydian! LOL

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Well behaved K, I feel sure Bunny will give you some sticks to chop tomorrow :-)

One large piece of chocolate cake for Bluey... at least my skills in the kitchen are appreciated round here.

Hils, there's rough and there's plain not nice. But if it's all the same I'll carry on being the romantic and treating all women like Princesses, even if they don't like it ;-)

Opto, shhhsh. Don't wake him otherwise he'll be up at the crack of dawn begging for the keys for his axe - just like kids on Christmas morning!

You do that JS and eventually you'll meet one who does appreciate you, well you must do in the end otherwise its a sad testimony to life today. Now on a more mundane note - I'll have a titchy bit of choccie cake please if I may :>)
Opto - yes looks like he's snoozing in the sun, good job as I've taken my running shoes off LOL

One large piece of chocolate cake with extra choc chips for Bunny. I'll just whip some cream up to go with it for you girls.

Thank you and have a good evening JS :>)

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Hi J Stratford,

Chocolate cake was yummy. Too late re the cream so I'll have it in my coffee.

Just one piece of advice re females ;0) When a female says 'titchy bit of choccie cake' it does not mean a large piece of chocolate cake, although I am sure with the extra chocolate chips all was forgiven as stockbunny said thank you.

When a female says something, not only do you have to listen and understand but also interpret the sentence according to the relevant female. And even then it depends on the female's mood as to whether the first time the interpretation which worked and was understood, is the same for the second time but with the same female. When you understand that you can be called ................half way to being married.

Bunny, may you also have a pleasent evening.

Bluey, as all of the women here in the cafe are exceptionally beautiful and slim, I refuse permission for any of them to consider dieting. Therefore you will all eat large portions of delicious food that I have taken the time to prepare to mouth-watering standards ;-)

As for interpreting a sentence, I find it better to just say "yes dear", at least there's a 50% chance of getting it right!