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Hi J Stratford,

You will all, starting to be tough on us, eh ;0)

Slightly dangerous saying just 'yes dear' without acknowledging and committing to memory the exact sentence. You've got to remember that most females have instant recall of most things said to them...'you remember when' is how you recognize such a moment!!!

Rugby practise beckons. Until then, bonjour........

Bluey, One thing I have learnt - Never Argue. You will always be wrong. Therefore just accept that the female is always correct.

Hello all, just to clarify, my first post today was from home before I went to work.

Spacie, I was intrigued by your walk around the moat at Bodiam. Walking on water is a very rare talent. Great place though, I went there once, 1964 it was, I think. Nice castle, be great when it's finished.

Socco you must be very tired after such a long day at work. Did you say once you were retired? Was it a typo :-)

Opto, yes I am retired but recalled to the colours due to lack of a replacement bum on seat. Hoping to be fully retired about mid to end of May but in the meantime just doing a Ted Heath week. Great thing about being a senior citizen is that I no longer have to pay NI contributions.

Hi J Stratford - It's not true that the female is always correct.....it's just that surely the male must have either misunderstood the original meaning or worse still, as a very small aside,..........the female has changed her mind. This is of course deemed appropriate to the relevant circumstances ;0).

Hi Socrates- Good evening. I enrolled in night classes shortly after reading your first post this morning- it was aptly named 'How not to reveal a secret under extreme torture'. I have just attended my first class tonight and can now stand on burning coals for 5 minutes with my bare feet!!!! So if you wish to post from work I will not succumb under torture.

I've not changed my view ;O)

Night all.

Hi Keaydian,

LOL. Did you enjoy your rugby game?

I did Bluelady. Right legs a bit sore but should feel ok by tomorrrow..........I hope.

Hi Keaydian,

You said my poster name, the one I spent ages agonising over so as to ensure other posters would know I was a female as opposed to a male or worse still a budgie. I will ensure there is a large cup of tea for you tomorrow, :0). Trust your leg feels better.

Morning all.

Kettles on.

Morning all, bright and sunny in Sevenoaks.

Socs walking on water is easy .......

Today I am thinking of washing cars, currently I have 4 of them, however its very likely that within a couple of hours I will have talked myself out of washing the cars....

Great game last night, even if you are not a Man Utd fan. Could be 3 english teams in the semis, great achievment. Gunners must be gutted.

Spacie, Know the feeling. I always find starting with the smallest car and then working upwards helps. That way you feel like you've done more vehicles even if you haven't done the same amount of washing. Besides they're only going to get dirty again.

Jeff, Game? What game?

Good Morning all :>)
Another bright and sunny day, going to grab a cuppa and have a ciggie on the porch in the sunshine, by the way danish and croissants have arrived and a batch of new blackcurrant preserve.

JS, I like that idea, the smallest is very small (Aygo) I will start with that.

Spacie, I thought that was a type of dog? Or at least a small handbag! Either way it sounds smaller than my Morris Minor!

Morning Bunny, As usual, you spoil us ;-)

Morning stockbunny,

Trust you are nice and relaxed after smoking you ciggy.

Morning boys- once you've finished talking about cars and football I'll offer you a cuppa...;0)

Morning my little piggies.