CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Morning all.

Kettles on.

Morning all, bright and sunny in Sevenoaks.

Socs walking on water is easy .......

Today I am thinking of washing cars, currently I have 4 of them, however its very likely that within a couple of hours I will have talked myself out of washing the cars....

Great game last night, even if you are not a Man Utd fan. Could be 3 english teams in the semis, great achievment. Gunners must be gutted.

Spacie, Know the feeling. I always find starting with the smallest car and then working upwards helps. That way you feel like you've done more vehicles even if you haven't done the same amount of washing. Besides they're only going to get dirty again.

Jeff, Game? What game?

Good Morning all :>)
Another bright and sunny day, going to grab a cuppa and have a ciggie on the porch in the sunshine, by the way danish and croissants have arrived and a batch of new blackcurrant preserve.

JS, I like that idea, the smallest is very small (Aygo) I will start with that.

Spacie, I thought that was a type of dog? Or at least a small handbag! Either way it sounds smaller than my Morris Minor!

Morning Bunny, As usual, you spoil us ;-)

Morning stockbunny,

Trust you are nice and relaxed after smoking you ciggy.

Morning boys- once you've finished talking about cars and football I'll offer you a cuppa...;0)

Morning my little piggies.

Good Morning Keaydian,

Trust that right leg is going to slow you down if WE are the piggies and you are the Big Bad Wolf. However if I've got it wrong here's that large cup of tea I said I'd make for you and I trust your leg is better.

Morning Bluelady.

Leg is much better thank you.

Bluelady, we have stopped, is the tea ready? ;-)

JS, aygo is a nice little city car thats very cheap to run and fairly eco friendly ...


I use it to balance the non eco friendlyness of my other cars.

Glad to hear it Keaydian,

Good morning Spaceman, lol re car it actually looks cute. Here is a cup of tea because you used my poster name inspite of mentioning a car ;0).

Spacie... You sound like you have the same philosophy as me regarding cars, apart from the fact that I reckon a 45 year old car is even more eco-friendly! Can't cope with modern cars with all this power-assisted rubbish and front wheel-drive. Give me a big old V8 and I'm happy.

Bluelady, I apologise for the car talk... it is my one weakness. Please forgive me and let me have a cup of tea ;-)

Nice and relaxed now Bluey thank you :>)
Spacie I didn't think you did eco-friendly when it came to vehicles, thought you were more in Clarkson mode on such matters ;>)

Blue, I'm eco friendly, can I have a pot of tea please.

Hi J Stratford- Ahh you are reverting back to my poster name, lol. Have a cup of tea. Btw, you don't need to apologize about talking about cars, football or even computers it's just that I get a glazed vacant expression which is normally associated with my brain shutting momentarily down....just one of those minor things I am sure I'll grow out of it one day!!!

Hi stockbunny - pleased to hear that :0)

Hi optomistic- sorry missed you, of course you can have a pot of tea.

Blimey, you lot don't half go on - took me ages to read all those posts.

Anyway, I've just had a full english at Frank's caff on the corner - only 4.10 - witha large mug of tea and 2 slices of toast - and it got me thinking.

There never seems to be any discussion of costs at this place and then I realised - MoneyAM is taking the charges straight out of my bank account every time I have a cup of tea or lemon drizzle cake - and have you seen the prices - they do it on a monthly basis as well - whether I have anything to eat or drink or not !!

This thread represents a way of softening the blow of those extortionate stealth taxes - this is supposed to be an open and transparent BB - I'm going to complain to the management, my MP and that bloke who writes for the Sunday Mail.

Harumph

Moaning mg of Moravia

Bluey, just thought I should be a little bit more formal when asking for forgiveness!

mg, you mean you haven't filled out form A112xdeFG67 part 3iii section C2? It allows you to reclaim fully all costs at 250% due to the location of the cafe in a tax haven. It's the only way I make any money out of this shares lark!