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I have one of these:



However it is suffering from lack of use... I think I will get it out at the weekend.

I am thinking of Cheese on Toast for lunch today, that should complete my Masterchef portfolio, a dish for every occasion, Egg and Cress sandwiches, Sardines on toast and Cheese on toast.

Hi Spaceman,

:0)

Not forgetting Haddock Fish Fingers (with white bread and Tomato Ketchup) for those very special occasions such as anniversaries or birthdays.

JS I think your lady would be impressed with this meal?

Bluelady, well done ;-) however thats a mans bike ...... and a tall man at that ....

Hi Spaceman, I know that, but come on you don't think I'll let you know my real bike just in case you see this gorgeous female cycling past you one day!!!

Spacie, she's a vegetarian, so hold the fish fingers and you'd probably have something about right for her!

Bluesybaby
I think spacynicksuperstud has spotted something slightly worrying - you aint one of them thar ladyboys are you - we've got loads in E wing - nice hair nets and always doin their nails. Hmmmmmmmm

The 944 (without an S) had to have something special for my clients to know I was on the manor - if you know what I mean guv'. Had to revise my dealing strategy when the Fiesta was attached to the bonnet. It stood out a little more than I wanted - and the filth kept asking me if it was a legal conversion. Unfortunately, that was the beginning of their eventual invitation for me to stay, long term, in "The Big House" :(

Hi mg-not certain how to respond to your post because I have never come across the term 'ladyboys' before. However, since you mention a hairnet, no I do not use one, also always doing their nails, no I often lose the nail file so I can't always being doing them.

If you are using the term for my posting of the blue bike for a male it's because I did not want to be recognised by any of you lot just in case you see me whizzing by on my bike...;0). Also it was one of the first bike images I came across.

And if you are using the term to try and elicit from me a description of myself......I am slimmish and gorgeous most of the time except for when I am called baby. Try using babe instead.

Trouble with meggers is he doesn't get out much ;)

Cor blimey, there's a shedload of testosterosterosterone on this thread today with all the talk of cars.

Well I'm pleased to say that I'm very happy with my new Compact Pussycat.

I also quite like my topless Beamer too.

:o)

And my old man's quite happy with his toy too.

:o)

What's a Beamer?

Thanks
Galaxy man

Girls with testosterone. You will want to come for drink in the pub next.

That will be OK Jeff as long as they wear flat cap and don't wear those hipsters that show the best part of their thong I guess we could put up with the disruption of their presence ;-)

Blimey opto - the best part? ;)

Oh dear, Opto. That counts me out then I suppose.

I was so looking forward to showing you my Playboy belly button dingle-dangle as well.

:o)

opto you should have said thong and tattoo, the two seem to go together....

hils go on then show us your "Playboy belly button dingle-dangle" ..... if you do I will show you mine.

Now you've done it Hils.
The boys'll be getting theirs out next :S

Bugger :)