Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Hays,

The daughter of one of one of my wife's friends was in the same position and similar deal earlier this year,

This was for a wedding event at one of the golfing venues and the initials were similar.

Apparently they got paid.

I thought at the time it was a scam and surprised at the result.

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Been booking up venues for the last year.





Problem now is that it is a New Year.

VB then. :-)))))))))))))

No. Not anything B.

having just read the weekend papers how can any one ever trust the police
in the uk . and not a word from the goverment .
the police have more criminals than the prisons .
back home thurs lar thanks

Stephen Lawrence murder: Dobson and Norris found guilty

Better late then never.

Anybody see Endeavour, the Morse spin-off on tv , thought it was up to the standard of the old Morse series hope its not just a one off

ZEN TEACHINGS

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you pass wind.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's.

He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobby, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."

"Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me".

He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call 'English Hospitality'?"

"No, sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

Skinny,

Well I supose as the French via Sarkosy have s**t on us, its only fair we p**s on them.

BREAKING NEWS:Gary Dobson detained for minimum 15 years and two months for murder of Stephen Lawrence in 1993.

David Norris to be detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for minimum of 14 years and three months for killing Stephen Lawrence.

G.

As you put it, Cameron appears to have "shat" on himself and UK.

As can be seen by the responses of the rest of the Eurozone members ignoring him.

When you are in the minority of one, it is wise to review your positioning.

You may be right, "but, but , but" comes to mind.

Post 14324,

May be wrong, but reading some of the evidence provided by witnesses, there would appear to be a case for review of their statements, with the possibility of prosecution for perjury in mind.

I wonder if this is being considered.

From the BBC site :- Stephen Lawrence: Gary Dobson and David Norris detained for life

"The evidence does not prove you had the knife, but the holder had it with your approval," he said. "It does not matter the knife was not in your hands. You - Dobson - repeatedly lied as part of group loyalty."

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/bentley.html

AID i remember that case and he should never of of been hanged
the judge and jury should rot in hell .
back to todays verdicts does this case now mean that the police are going to
get of there backsides and tackle these gangs or is the racist card going to stop them
from doing there job . my personal view is that the racist card will stop them .
and i would like to ask d lawrence for her views because that is why all these
gangs run round with knifes and guns knowing the police are to scared to stop them
the racist card is the reason why we will never stop crime .
back home tomorrow ,

Oh - have you been away!

Margaret Thatcher as portrayed in the movies and on TV

In the new film The Iron Lady, US actress Meryl Streep joins a long list of actresses who have played former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Was he under a restriction order?

I think the Spitting Image portrayal is the most life like.