Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

in the uk 18

mnamreh -

Calcutta Cup 2012

why do they call the captains of a football team a roll model
whe 95% of football players are yobs and that is why the young today are the same .
football is not a clean and honest game full of players trying there best to get some one sent off and diving to get a goal . thugs

Here is a nice roll.

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skin would be better with nice thick bacon

All I can say is that science wins every time!

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Exec,

You refresh my memory.

I think Mandelson was foolish and probably wished to avoid the political outcry which he anticipated.


Perhaps, a little like David Laws.

Both wrong, but actions of little consequence.

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Didn't like Mandelson much initially, but thought he spoke a lot of sense after his spell in Europe.

Now, as he is more or less, out of the political arena is reflectively honest.

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Huhne to be charged with perverting the course of justice. Perhaps now we'll get an energy secretary more interested in generating the power we need than playing with windmills.

i was wrong great news he has gone . great great great

thats huhne and law gone now for clegg lets get rid of him

Will you dance on his grave?

huhne will be found not guilty

TOP TOTTY BEER BANNED BY MPS

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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96,live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot
in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting

in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and
see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the
stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never
get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come

up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door'


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one
fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn't it?”

“No,” the second man replied, “it's Thursday.”

And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let's have a beer.”


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say

“Supersex.”
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her
gown at him, she said, “Supersex.”
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I'll
take the soup.”


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the
years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a
week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and

said, “Now don't get mad at me.

I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of
your name!

I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me
what your name is..”
Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes; she just stared and

glared at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, “Herman,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77.
Please be careful!”
“Heck,” said Herman, “It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!”

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car--both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went
on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing
it.

I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few
more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was
red.

Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat
was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went
on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, crap, am I driving?”

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