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Don't do it but there's nothing like a toast :-)

Too toast, hic.

or not to toast that is the question?

Hello all, Socco is back so it must be time for tea.

Half day today Socco.

No Opto, due to my advanced age I am specially selected for the health screening programmes. I am now officially declared healthy.

A toast to health, hic.

To healthy, hic.

Where's my drink gone, hic.

Good morning optomistic, for some strange reason I got locked out yesterday and could only peep through the keyhole for about 2 minutes before the computer crashed.

Kayak, LOL, when I wrote my post 16.27pm I wondered whether anyone would pick up on the perceived incongruity nature of the combination of the words female and fraternity due to fraternal being the Latin word for brother and fraternity normally associated with male universities in America. But I did a google check and apparently it was allowed (sororities). No way would I change my poster name because I want to be known as a female ;0).

Good morning all. Socco is up at crack o'sparrows this morning due to an impending visit to the Malvern Flower Show thingy. I will probably end up lost in a sea of mud due to the recent heavy rain.

Good morning Socrates, a mud bath will do your complexion the world of good.

Are you inferring that my complexion is less than perfect?

Morning all.

Even the most beautiful women have mud baths. Mind you, so do hippopotamuses (or is it hippopotami?)

Well I must say that I may be tempted to have a mudbath with a beautiful woman, but that would be for purposes other than improving my complexion.

I understand some women wrestle in mud ;-)
Not been involved in that though because I have led such a sheltered life :-/

Well Socrates today may be the day at the Flower show. You will have to behave yourself though with it being a public event ;0).

Optomistic, :0). Have you been in Yorkshire all you life?

Morning all from a very wet Norwich, drove up late last night in torrential rain. Hopefully this weekends rain will keep the people who like rain happy fro a few weeks ;-

Yes Blue :-(

Good morning Spaceman, it certainly did rain yesterday.

Optimistic, Gosh. Anyway I've lived in many a place and different countries and still haven't seen ladies wrestle in mud, lol.

I'm logging off now, time to hit the road. Back later rather than sooner I suspect, bye.