CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Socco is back, completely whacked but back safe and dry. No mud wrestling today. Rain started just as I was arriving home, mud wrestling probably a safe bet at Malvern tomorrow.

A few answers:
Not completely retired yet, still trying.
Hippo's are vegetarian and don't eat fish fingers.
The fun in mud wrestling is in what is hidden by the mud and not what is visible.

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Breakfast is the order of the day, that and recovering from yesterday's exertions. I hate having to make all these decisions, should I leap into the hammock or just flop into the cosy chair?

(Quickly grabs spare chair to rest my ankle)

Hammock it is Socs

Hammock is fine for me Keaydian, don't have to find something to rest the feet on. I'm thinking about lunch now, not doing anything about it, just thinking.

Is it Sunday? Somebody wake me when it is Monday please, but not too early.

(Moves a couple of loud speakers either side of Socs and sets the timer for 00:01 am)

Keaydian, as it just so happens I was reading this thread just before midnight and I found Socrates asleep. He might appreciate it but I turned the alarm clock off. I am sure you were just suffering from a bout of boredom because you couldn't go disco dancing during the weekend and you really didn't want to prevent him from dreaming about the beautiful girls wrestling in the mud with him ;0).

Morning all. Very dull in Hastings at the moment.

Good morning all. Bluelady, thank you for saving my peace of mind, my gratitude knows no bounds. That Keaydian is a wag, is he not!

Today it is blowing a gale and wet with it, not nice at all.

Spaceman, lol if .0049am was morning, what is now?

Socrates, no problem. I am sure my kindness will be reciprocated one day.

Bluelady. You just wouldn't believe how well I can reciprocate!

Socrates, Is this a good thing or bad thing, LOL?

Usually a good thing Bluelady.

What's up with MAM today, odd things are happening?

Socrates,

We had a network issue at 8.14 this morning which required a restart, the site then returned to normal at 8.16 - you should not see any further issues - apologies for the inconvenience,

Ian

Socrates, that's nice to hear it's usually a good thing. Was MAM closed for essential maintenance work?

Bluelady,

that message you saw for a moment was due to the network issue which is now resolved

ian

Thanks Ian, that is what I call service.

IanT
Thank you for that, I was not aware that you frequented the cafe but with such gracious company in here, I am not surprised.

Booooooooooooo Bluelady Boooooooooooooo

(Moves speakers back to the cupboard for another time)