CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

(Moves a couple of loud speakers either side of Socs and sets the timer for 00:01 am)

Keaydian, as it just so happens I was reading this thread just before midnight and I found Socrates asleep. He might appreciate it but I turned the alarm clock off. I am sure you were just suffering from a bout of boredom because you couldn't go disco dancing during the weekend and you really didn't want to prevent him from dreaming about the beautiful girls wrestling in the mud with him ;0).

Morning all. Very dull in Hastings at the moment.

Good morning all. Bluelady, thank you for saving my peace of mind, my gratitude knows no bounds. That Keaydian is a wag, is he not!

Today it is blowing a gale and wet with it, not nice at all.

Spaceman, lol if .0049am was morning, what is now?

Socrates, no problem. I am sure my kindness will be reciprocated one day.

Bluelady. You just wouldn't believe how well I can reciprocate!

Socrates, Is this a good thing or bad thing, LOL?

Usually a good thing Bluelady.

What's up with MAM today, odd things are happening?

Socrates,

We had a network issue at 8.14 this morning which required a restart, the site then returned to normal at 8.16 - you should not see any further issues - apologies for the inconvenience,

Ian

Socrates, that's nice to hear it's usually a good thing. Was MAM closed for essential maintenance work?

Bluelady,

that message you saw for a moment was due to the network issue which is now resolved

ian

Thanks Ian, that is what I call service.

IanT
Thank you for that, I was not aware that you frequented the cafe but with such gracious company in here, I am not surprised.

Booooooooooooo Bluelady Boooooooooooooo

(Moves speakers back to the cupboard for another time)

Hi Keaydian, LOL. When Socrates said to Ian that there was such gracious company in this coffee house I am sure he included you Keaydian!!!

Keaydian, Isn't it rather early for you?

On account of it being a stinker of a day, I have put some extra soft blankets in the hammock, made tea and coffee and lit a log fire in the fireplace. No doubt Keaydian has found the cosy chair and fallen asleep.

Eh, early! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh look at the time.

zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Hi Socrates, I think I am more affected by the blue in my portfolio than the lousy weather, lol. I have CPNR and VIY and they have risen far more in the last month than some of mine which I have held for years!!!! But I do love a log fire.