CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

(Takes carrots out and reloades)

(Switches to night vision)

Hi Keaydian, can I calm you down in anyway or at least distract you? Perhaps a cold beer.

K. Why the night vision?!

J Strat, I don't know, thought it sounded nice.

To be truthful J Stratford, I thought that Keaydian had been trying to follow stockbunny down the hole she hopped into when she left the coffee house.

Keaydian, never mind I've left you a very large cold beer on the side with your name on it in case you change your mind.

Bluelady, you know how to get to my heart, cold beer.

Your right, I couldnt shoot a defenceless wabbit...............where's that axe.

Ahhh... I understand now.

Wouldn't it be useful if they could come up with a system similar to night vision for when you've had too much to drink? Hmmm... this could do with being researched.

Is it safe to come back in yet?
(peers round door...)

Of course it is bunny, you know I'll protect you from that big bad K.

Don't worry about Keaydian's shotgun, he hasn't realised yet that when he wanted a sawn-off shotgun, he sawed the wrong end off.

Thank you JS and Socs - the latter for cracking an excellent off-the-cuff pun :>))

Gawd, haven't you lot been busy today!!

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socs, LOL post 15139 brilliant love it ;-)

Keaydian will have to use it as a double barrelled pea shooter .....

No problem Keaydian, it was the least I could do to alleviate the stifling atmosphere of pent up frustration due to your original prank being thwarted ;0)

Stockbunny, so glad that you are still around.

Socrates, good play on words.

Optomistic, the fact that we were frequenting the coffee house so much actually means we weren't so busy today, lol!!

1 2 3 pufffffffffffffffffff

1 2 3 pufffffffffffffffffff

This pea shooter is rubbish

1111 2222 33333 puuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, ting, bang, crash. Hey not bad.

(Places broken crockery in the hammock and leaves quickly)

Keaydian, I suppose that means there will be less washing up tomorrow ;0)

Oh dear what a mess peas everywhere...


Bright and sunny in Sevenoaks this morning, I have to go into London today, something I normally try and avoid ...

Oh dear - happy journeying Spacie....
I'll just get all these peas hoovered up and get the kettle on.......

Good morning stockbunny and Spaceman.

Stockbunny, are you not expecting so many today as you are just putting the kettle on as opposed to the urn?