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(Crash bang crash) oooohhhh (thud)

Bluey, in most cases I would at this point of course politely refuse to give out my address to a strange person on the internet... but since it's you, I will of course be delighted for you to have my address. I've left it next to the teapot. Feel free to visit anytime :-)

Oh well, looks like K.'s on the floor again. Mind that you don't kick him accidentally - deliberately is fine.

Hey hey, I prefer accidentally, hic, ooohhh (thud)

J Stratford, I would never kick a person deliberately unless in self defence and Keaydian looks as if he wouldn't hurt a fly at the moment. Thanks for your address, I've put it in my address book and left the 50 note by the teapot.

mummy

Err Keaydian to whom are you addressing your post?

ooohhhhh

I've never addressed a post, talked to the trees on the odd occassion.

Sings: I talk to the trees, that's why they put me away etc. etc.

Socrates, it is far better to talk to trees than hug them ;0).

Morning all. Thanks for the 50 note Bluey. I shall look forward to you suddenly appearing on my doorstep :-)

Someone...........coffee black, oohhhh.

Black coffee coming up Keaydian....good night last night I hope?

No problem J Stratford, I might just pop in one day. BTW I do not eat tomato ketchup unless mixed with a sauce, lol.

I'll hold you to that Bluey. The day I serve tomato ketchup with anything is the day I learn how to text message.

K. Have a whiskey :-)

uuurrrrgghhhh, go on then.

Late lunch anyone?

Umm not for me, eating a wholemeal bagel at the moment - want one?

Wholemeal? Sounds a bit too healthy, but then again I suppose I really should start taking an interest in preserving myself for posterity :-)
Any particular direction you would like me to take on the Dow this afternoon?

Done quite nicely this morning on longs - dow & ftse - so 'no position' at the moment, I'll watch and if there looks some easy money I'll go in, otherwise I'll be in the audience rather then the cast this afternoon :>)
Sorry in short - don't mind JS which way the dow goes :>)

Fine... in that case I'll feel free to loose any which way I like :-)