CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Hope you've got the batter right Bunny, sprinkle plenty in the fat for scraps, place in Leeds charging 2 a portion for them now. Selling well they said on tele last night.

I don't do batter Opto - all items are in breadcrumbs :>)

Of course you use batter Bunny, that's how you stick the breadcrumbs on!

Em, where's the Noodles?

Err Socs ...you use a little beaten egg to do that, not batter!
Noodles for Keaydian :>)

Sllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp

Any fish fingers left?

Fish don't have fingers silly.

Slurp slurp slurp slurp.

Another Guinness please.

Yes Spacie, reserved for you specially.
Guinness for K!

thanks bunny, they were yummy ...

Hic, evening all, hic. Anymore gwyniess going, hic.........crash bang.

....So, there we have it, a lovely bright weekend and the market gets up all grey and lifeless. Must have been some event that clouded everyone over. Not that I would have noticed, I was having a well unearned relaxed weekend.

On the strength of that, the cafe is now open and breakfast all ready as per my usual efficiency. As a special treat, the ladies can have tea in bed.

Good morning Socrates....what can I say, tea in bed sounds great except I have been up and about for over two hours now. It doesn't seem quite right to go back to bed just to accept your cup of tea.

Oh, I don't know about that.....

Are you talking from personal experience? ;0)

Now that would be telling, and a gentleman never tells.

LOL, actually it is just the two of us here so there does seem a bit of impropriety if you were to serve me tea in bed!!

Live dangerously!

Socrates, didn't we have this conversation when you asked me to follow you to some far flung place for another cup of tea, lol.