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Socrates, I assure you when I spill my tea in bed there is much more mess than a few crumbs from biscuits.

Hmmmm.

Socrates, it was my bed that I spilt the tea and not yours , so don't get too worried, lol.

Perhaps I should provide your tea in one of those non-spill feeder mugs, save a lot of washing!

Morning all.. oh I'm sorry. I should have knocked.

Good morning J Stratford. It's alright I was quite decent when you entered. To your offer of one of those non spill cups no thank you. They retain the heat of the liquid for too long and will burn my mouth.

I'm still here, just trying to recover from the thought of Bluelady chucking tea all over her bed. Good job the cafe has a large washing machine. I think I'll have to install a wet room so that she can shower off if she misses the bed and pours it all over herself.

Socrates, I prefer a lovely soak in the bath with lots of bubbles but thank you so much for trying to help me.

No need to install another shower... just stand outside. Or if you want a bath, go and lie down in a field :-)

As if I would ever do that. I might well spill tea over me, whilst fully clothed and lying in bed. But when I have a bath......;0)

Well it was worth a try ;-)

Quick cuppa for me - bit busy here in the warren - I take you are all OK and had a good weekend?

Have I missed anything? I've been having a zizz, us retired folk can do that when we're not delivering tea to ladies in bed. Although, I must say that delivering tea to ladies in bed can be much more fun.

Socrates, next time you give me a cup of tea in bed I promise not to spill it!! But just in case I do, switch on the immersion heater and pass me the large fluffy towels, please.

Morning all. Pot of tea brewing, but you'll have to get out of bed and pour it yourself if anyones interested :-)

Pots of tea in bed...whatever next!

Good morning J Stratford, thanks for the cuppa which I poured just how I like it. I was definitely not in bed when you wrote and I had not thought of going back into bed to receive it.

Opto... better than fish in bed I suppose :-)

Bluey, glad to hear you're not in bed, have another cuppa.

Good morning Blue, that's more like it. keep up the dignity. Can't have a stream of men popping into your bedroom with tea pots...what WILL the neighbours say :-)

Thanks J Stratford but it's time for my cup of coffee now.

Good morning optomistic, just been looking at photos of the flooding in Yorkshire and other parts of the country. The neighbours would never know if strange men came into the bedroom with pots of tea. Fortunately it was just a cup yesterday. However, they might question the number of cars blocking the road, lol.