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Bluelady in addition to Pru, lambykins just told me he will sort out any problems, he said he is very interested in bondage and beds.

Lol, boys. I must admit with Keaydian streaking and the other happenings it is getting slightly unusual than the normal coffee house.

Be careful Spaceman, Keaydian is 18 stone and probably will show no mercy towards lambykins.

Our Pru will not be impressed by Keaydian's 18 stone. Pru is built with a capital "B", he makes Sylvester Stallone look like a ballet dancer, a small one at that. His military speciality was ripping tank turrets off with his bare hands.

Enough of that, time for triple helping of Full English Breakfast, hold the mushrooms, heavy on the bacon, eggs easy over etc., etc.

Don't worry about lamykins, he's just curious as he is growing up, he's two and a half years old now, which is a very difficult time for a lamb.
edit: morning Socco

Early morning call please, say about 8:30 ish please.

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Good morning world. I'm just wondering if I should give Keaydian a kick as I go past, he doesn't usually rise at 8.30 a.m., mind he did say ish so I'll leave it a little longer.

Tea and toast anyone?

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Morning all. Bit quiet in here this morning.

Morning all - KEAYDIAN GET UP! Yeah a few hours late but better then never LOL
Ok a touch of the ol' Chicken Tikka Masala and rice for lunch people if you're interested.....

Thanks Bunny but I'm not keen on that dish, so I will just have a bowl of soup and a crispy roll.

No problem Socs - homemade veggie in the fridge or select a tiin from the cupboard ;>)

Aye aye Bunny!

Thanks Bunny.

Sorry it's late K - afraid I was detained on my way to the coffee house - back light out on the carrot-mobile, but fortunately the on the spot fine was only 3 radishes so easy to sort on the spot.


(gawd who writes this drivvle........)
LOL

Eh Tres Bien Bunny.

Such a lovely day, I think I'll take my mug of tea out on the veranda

Ok. Time for a cafe poll.

You drive an open top car with an open dash. In that dash, amongst other things you have a bottle of water in a soft drinks bottle, and a packet of mints. Unfortunately, you've noticed that kids have a habit of reaching into the parked car as they walk by and helping themselves to the mints and the drink which they think should be sprite or similar. Is it fair and right that you should replace the mints and the water with a laxative?

J Stratford, how about one of those mouse traps that Socrates laid around the coffee house?

Evil JS...Evil
LOL

Bluey, I can't do that as a kid standing by your car with tears running down his face and blood all over his girlfriends fag packet is likely to attract attention. Whereas if he started feeling a little bit loose a few hundred yards further on, then they would be plenty far enough away for the suspicion to be diverted and besides can you imagine the embarresment they would go through. Added to that a mouse trap would only get one of them, whereas if they where to share the mints around before realising the error, well the thought of 10 kids suddenly being hit by the realisation that they need a bathroom urgently is priceless.

I would just like to point out for legal purposes that this would only be a hypothetical stiuation.