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It's OK JS - I have calmed down now, it's just the pressure of it all...you know the constant keeping up trifle supplies, changing Guinness barrels, waking people up, ensuring there's haddock fish fingers always available, a bunny only has 2 pairs of paws and if I use more then 1 at a time I fall over!
;>)

I hope you fall over gracefully stockbunny.

Not often Bluelady - it depends on whether I've had a drop too much cab sauv most of the time!

Are you drinking because of all the hassle you are/were getting from the boys? And that is what calmed you down.

Tell you what Bunny, you go and sit down and I'll volunteer Bluey to prepare tonights meal... under my guidence naturally. Whilst she's at it, I'm sure she'll bring you a nice calming drink, tidy the cafe up a bit, wash up the lunch dishes, nip out and stock up the pantry and if I'm lucky I might get a cup of tea as well. :-)

PS Should I start running now?

I would be oh so happy to do all that you ask J Stratford. Dinner at midnight then ;0).

Oops reread your post and what does under your guidance mean J Stratford. Not certain if I should accept now.

I would totally understand if you didn't BL! LOL
I thought actually that JS was handy about the kitchen himself? Not bad with a saucepan and whisk?

BL, I've no idea what the phews are when I go zzz phew zzz. Next time I feel a bit sleepy, I'll put the tape recorder on.

Right, quick shower and then some lunch. Close your eyes all, I left my robe in the wet room.

(Runs to the wet room)

Well I thought I should pass on my knowledge to others so that they too can prepare such sumptuous delights as those that I have produced in my own humble manner. I am always happy to share any secrets that I have with such beautiful and willing learners as there are in the cafe... except the one about the cuddly toy cat, two magpies and an item of leather clothing.

Sorry to hear that you don't know what the phews are Keaydian. I might not pluck up enough courage to ask again ;0).

J Stratford, my culinary skills are varied, a bit like some of my share picking.

I have been missing someone, where is Choccy these days?

Choccie has been in hospital Socs as far as I know but is recovering now. Someone may pop in who is more informed but that's as much as I know.

(From the wet room )

Fly me to the moon, do de do be do be do.

Oh please....but who would do it?
;>)

(don't mean it we love you really!) LOL

What do you mean "we"?

.............jupiter and mars, la la la, la la la

lol Socs.

He doesn't mean it keaydian ;>)