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COMPANY FOR SALE (EMG)     

theqrimreaper - 08 Aug 2011 16:20

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theqrimreaper - 22 Jun 2012 14:14 - 18 of 75

Well, grim’s avin some of this………

http://www.mangroupplc.com/assets/html/daily_prices/daily_prices.pdf

rekirkham - 22 Jun 2012 14:32 - 19 of 75

What goin on Grim - can't get prices

theqrimreaper - 22 Jun 2012 14:52 - 20 of 75

The market is slightly bewildered with our ahl performance Bob!

theqrimreaper - 22 Jun 2012 16:20 - 21 of 75

Time to go 'core' on this stock me thinks!

halifax - 22 Jun 2012 16:27 - 22 of 75

investors will determine the "life or death" of EMG.

theqrimreaper - 22 Jun 2012 16:39 - 23 of 75

NO! Not at all Mr Halifuck, it will be AHL that determines the life or death of EMG!

theqrimreaper - 25 Jun 2012 08:29 - 24 of 75

What does AHL’s three stooges, and our England football team have in common?

Neither party can retain possession long enough to be successful!


That’s better; a mere 75 trades for the brokers to scrap over since the open!

rekirkham - 25 Jun 2012 09:47 - 25 of 75

Grim - Do you agree with me as follows -

Did you have a previous connection with EMG, ( you seem to know names )
Do you have any idea why FD left ?
You estimated profit for 2012 of $330m
9 months to 31/12/11 $193m ( /3 x 4 = $257 m for 12 months )
12 months to 31/3/11 $324 m
if your est correct - $330m is not bad, under present conditions
Perhaps could be more than $330m as they are pushing for cost savings ?
Jump in NAV over last few days - ? is it a reliable figure and sustainable ?

What do you think ? Bob

theqrimreaper - 25 Jun 2012 12:08 - 26 of 75

Afternoon Bob, no previous connection with this party, other than my unfortunate greed for high dividend investments. I can only surmise that Mr Hayes’s departure was instigated by Pete and his pals, trouble is Pete hasn’t got the first clue about how Pandora works, so he has to pretend that he does by agreeing with our resident rogue trader Wong.
“$330m is not bad”, as you say, its not bad, but its pretty rubbish as well, if they maintain this level profits they run the risk of upsetting my dividend yield, trouble is, AHL are just not helping out here, they’ve brought nothing but rags to our arses over the past eon, if AHL were up in their place we should be looking at least one billion dollars a year, so I aint impressed!
As for cost savings, our new FD wont know if his ass’hole is punched or bored, he’s probably just another yes man with connections, so I aint holding my breath on that one, but I’m always happy to be proven wrong when it comes to savings.
Jump in our net asset value over the past few days! they do say that ‘he who lives in hope’s will surely die in despair’, so I’m sorry I refuse to be drawn on this one, all I am prepared to say is ‘Wong never fails to disappoint!’

Grim

Max Damage - 25 Jun 2012 20:29 - 27 of 75

Ah, nice to see the chart again

theqrimreaper - 25 Jun 2012 21:16 - 28 of 75

Cheers Max, what do you recon on the 20-day SMA! Intuitive, or misleading!

rekirkham - 26 Jun 2012 12:30 - 29 of 75

Grim / not Max but Bob

- 20 dma - OK leave it in for a while - lets see
- 2 days AHL NAV higher - lets hope it is sustained
- Share price lower thou today - do not know why ?

"he who lived in hope and surely died of despair"
This will be my epitaph - I think

theqrimreaper - 26 Jun 2012 13:21 - 30 of 75

Not any more you wont Bob, cos now every time your aware of a little hope entering your thoughts, you’ll merely push them to one side and move on, besides, they do say that you should be careful what you wish for, I’m now at a stage where I have just about lost all hope in all things, except my own judgement!

theqrimreaper - 26 Jun 2012 18:19 - 31 of 75

This is better, AHL up 0.76% yesterday, to close at $1.1558 for the week, still some way to go before we can expect our share price to fall back in line with this crucial index, the market is all too aware that one bad week from Pandora and we’re right back in ‘redemption city!’

rekirkham - 27 Jun 2012 08:14 - 32 of 75

"our resident rouge trader" seems to have been lucky with the ingredients he has cast into his black box. Lets hope his magic spell mends some broken hearts. #:0)

theqrimreaper - 27 Jun 2012 08:47 - 33 of 75

Morning Bob,

Not so sure about our Nick’the’Timmy-Boy’Leeson, he’s so far up his own arse his eyes have turned brown, no, Ravi’s the one, he’s our main man now, I recon he’s just starting to feel his feet with that bitch Pandora!

Ah, the old 'bear-trap' eh!

rekirkham - 27 Jun 2012 11:39 - 34 of 75

Does Ravi have a foot fetish - is Pandora a sexy female or what ?

theqrimreaper - 27 Jun 2012 12:36 - 35 of 75

Dont think so Bob, Ravi is Ravi Chafri, Man’s newest co-head of foreign exchange at AHL, its systematic managed futures manager.

‘Pandora’ is grim’s name for AHL’s complex algorithmic black-box, due to the hellish nature of its software running around inside the thing, Timmy-boy (T Wong) is frightened shitless to take the lid off, lest he creates a storm that cannot be undone.
I’ve ironically named it ‘Pandora’ after a certain young lady who was more than happy to take the lid off her particular black-box!

rekirkham - 27 Jun 2012 13:39 - 36 of 75

Grim - let me get this right -
Timmy can not open his black box because he would be frightened and shit less in a storm, but Pandora did open her black box and was more than happy.
I think I've got it now ????????

ahoj - 27 Jun 2012 15:02 - 37 of 75

great to hear that.
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