Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Thanks everyone. I hope the thread will stay on the the perverted and sexual topics as there will be hundreds to read through wen I get out.

Regards everyone.

Craig

wilbs, good luck, what will be will be.

Take this to court with you wilbs ,might come in handy later..

good luck Wilbs---don't worry they only put old ladies and vicars behind bars these days, you'll probably have to sell some shares to pay your fine though! hope we hear from you soon.

jimmy b. amen to you sir!

B-O-R-E-D T-O T-E-A-R-S

Bit Of Rousing Entertainmant Desired To Offset The Exciting Aftermath Relishing Strawberries

Star player!!! Now I'm seriously impressed!!
Alan

Just had a quick edit cos I can't speel

Another bad day on the stockmarket ,that calls for a bikini.
I like the one in the middle..

Time for a career change.
I think I'm gonna be a photographer.
Alan

Jimmy,
I don't think there is enough cream in the whole world!!!
Alan

Any minute now Nam'll start on the scaffolding.

i like the on the right , with the black on.

Anyone heard from Wilbs yet ,i would have thought if he came home today he would post on here. Hopefully he's too busy drinking champagne .

hopefully , he is ,jimmy. i think everyone's out tonight. big slipper for me. it's been a shit day.

Challenge for you.
I bet my inferiority complex isn't as good as yours.
Alan

probably.
al, are you going to the mam day in manchester?

Left or right bos?

cute. left for me please.