CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Time for a quick coffee on the way back from a school run.

Jeff please add me to the list of Cheltenham losers. I have lived 10 miles from the racecourse for 8 years and never actually attended the NH Festival.

A friend invited me to the New Years day meet there this January and I backed No.2 for the first 3 races. No.1 won in each case.

On the fourth race I backed No.1 and No.2 won. I got to the last race having lost all day and having decided that I couldn't work out a proper risk-managed strategy akin to trading rules. This plunging business might have been ok for Jesse Livermore but I can't handle it.

So I put 20 on the horse with the longest odds (66-1) in the last race out of total contrarian desperation and it won.

Next time I'll go for the crack and keep my hands in my pockets.

Coffee gone, tongue burnt, must dash...

Ok Guys and Girls. Here are the runners for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. New players have until midnight tonight to register. Details can be found in the header above. Tuesday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 5-11215 Accordion Etoile (IRE) 6 11 10 Paul Nolan J Cullen 2 01-0633 Al Eile (IRE) 5 11 10 John Queally T J Murphy 3 3-0450P Astonville (FR) 11 11 10 M Scudamore T Scudamore 4 2215-21 Back In Front (IRE) 8 11 10 E O'Grady R Walsh 5 1-12222 Brave Inca (IRE) 7 11 10 Colin A Murphy B M Cash 6 11-311 Essex (IRE) 5 11 10 M O'Brien A P McCoy 7 5-43111 Harchibald (FR) 6 11 10 N Meade P Carberry 8 1-12331 Hardy Eustace (IRE) 8 11 10 D Hughes C O'Dwyer 9 12345-4 Intersky Falcon 8 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill A Dobbin 10 1-11311 Macs Joy (IRE) 6 11 10 Mrs J Harrington B J Geraghty 11 P-0456P Present Bleu (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore B J Crowley 12 2-24422 Rooster Booster 11 11 10 P Hobbs R Johnson 13 1-23443 Royal Shakespeare (FR) 6 11 10 S Gollings J Culloty 14 012-421 Self Defense 8 11 10 P Chamings R Thornton 15 2-4120P Turnium (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore James Davies

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	2,000
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	1,500
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Socrates	No Selection	500 win	2,000
daves dazzlers	No Selection	500 win	2,000
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
jj50	No Selection	500 win	2,000
stockbunny	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
little willie	No Selection	500 win	2,000
optomistic	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	1,500
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Steph	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	2,000
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	1,500
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	1,500

250 e/w No. 14 Self Defense please Jeff

250 E/W Accordion Etoile please jeffie

ps - what a cracking race this could well be

250 Each Way on Accordion Etoile, please

Cilla

you copying me lol?

Well we have so much in common already, Fundy, why not?! But I didn't see your post when I typed mine.

Elevenses, anybody? Gooseberry danish and a cappuccino sounds good.

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	2,000
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	1,500
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Socrates	No Selection	500 win	2,000
daves dazzlers	No Selection	500 win	2,000
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
jj50	No Selection	500 win	2,000
stockbunny	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
little willie	No Selection	500 win	2,000
optomistic	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	1,500
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Steph	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	2,000
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	1,500

Afternoon all

jeffmack,

250 E/W Macs Joy please

Spaceman,
Not into digital room correction atm, I feel this technology has some way to go before it reaches maturity, as it is currently static rather than dynamic. May look again when it gets closer to real-time modelling.

Ok Guys and Girls. Here are the runners for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. New players have until midnight tonight to register. Details can be found in the header above. Tuesday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 5-11215 Accordion Etoile (IRE) 6 11 10 Paul Nolan J Cullen 2 01-0633 Al Eile (IRE) 5 11 10 John Queally T J Murphy 3 3-0450P Astonville (FR) 11 11 10 M Scudamore T Scudamore 4 2215-21 Back In Front (IRE) 8 11 10 E O'Grady R Walsh 5 1-12222 Brave Inca (IRE) 7 11 10 Colin A Murphy B M Cash 6 11-311 Essex (IRE) 5 11 10 M O'Brien A P McCoy 7 5-43111 Harchibald (FR) 6 11 10 N Meade P Carberry 8 1-12331 Hardy Eustace (IRE) 8 11 10 D Hughes C O'Dwyer 9 12345-4 Intersky Falcon 8 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill A Dobbin 10 1-11311 Macs Joy (IRE) 6 11 10 Mrs J Harrington B J Geraghty 11 P-0456P Present Bleu (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore B J Crowley 12 2-24422 Rooster Booster 11 11 10 P Hobbs R Johnson 13 1-23443 Royal Shakespeare (FR) 6 11 10 S Gollings J Culloty 14 012-421 Self Defense 8 11 10 P Chamings R Thornton 15 2-4120P Turnium (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore James Davies

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	2,000
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	1,500
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Socrates	No Selection	500 win	2,000
daves dazzlers	Essex	250 E/W	1,500
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
jj50	No Selection	500 win	2,000
stockbunny	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	1,500
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
little willie	No Selection	500 win	2,000
optomistic	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	1,500
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Steph	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	2,000
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	1,500
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	1,500
Golddog	Brave Inca	250 E/W	1,500

Macca 300 win hardy eustace,& 100 e/w essex.

Is MightyMicro around atm? If so, could you get in touch please Derek?

Belated Happy Birthday to Jeffie for yesterday.

If anyone wants the Timeform 4 day declarations for each day of Cheltenham I can E.Mail them to you.

DD, one horse only, 500 win or 250 E.W

Hilary, thanks mate, hope you are well

**** , 250 e/w essex macca,

Was there enough room for the candles on the cake!

Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
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> > A woman came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten.
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> > They all looked at each other, and the mechanic
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> > > > asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the
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> > > > little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new
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> > > > one. It had always been there."
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> >
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> > The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
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> > draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of
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> > it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet
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> > up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
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> > She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Good one H.

I'm a filthy dog, but enough about me!

Jeffers, Happy belated Birthday. Hope you got what you wanted?


Please put me down




250 e/w on Brave Inca.

Poochy, you are far too good-looking to be put down. The girlies think you're lovely.