This weeks topic : How to handle your woman on a Saturday. You've come to the right place if you have any of the problems below.........

Football - she'll never understand it, so why doesn't she keep quiet.

Shopping - Why does she spend so much money on complete cr*p ?

Sex - Why does every saturday morning turn into an argument because I want it and she doesnt ?!

Golf - I like golf, I love it in fact, why can she not understand this ? !

F: can't understand why anyone should waste life watching others kicking a ball about when there are a lot better things to do.
S: so you don't have any money left to spend on even more rubbish
S: there could be a very good reason for that and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings
G: even more of a waste of time than F, but with smaller balls.

:)