CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

JS
don't worry, I don't bite...

You were always wanting to give your pupils a clip around the ear. Wasnt there the story of one who had a crush on you...

I read that too quickly, jeff. I thought you said 'My tea making is legendary in baking circles'. Maybe I did read it right first time?

Hi, JS! What on earth took you so long to come and join us over here?! Have a mug of tea and slice of Lemon Drizzle Cake and tell us what you've been up to.

JS, It's only best i tell you but JJ is man-eater, 3 husbands (all exhausted), and she likes young meat. With you in your early twenties you better watch yourself.

oh and if Chocy see's you, god help you.

(mutley snigger)

Hey, how come you lot can remember more about me than I know.

GD.. I'm in my nineties.... honest!

Afternoon stockbunny.

Jeff thats not even funny at the moment. Teaching two teenage girls at the same time is not to be recommended....

Priscilla, hello darling, thanks for the cake and tea. Sounds like I should be looking after you... so why not come and sit down over here is this nice dark and secluded corner where we can catch up on old times :-0

Steady on JS, you do not want to frighten Priscilla! :-)

Priscilla would love the distraction, JS...... Seems I'm to be tested for an antibiotic-resistant infection tomorrow. Sounds a bit too much like MRSA for my taste..... Dunno why it took them so long to work that out. I've been bleating about that suspicion for nearly three months now.

Hey you'll be fine Priscilla... really sorry to hear that you've got to go through the tests all the same though.

Well I'm going to be out of here shortly - have a good
evening all!
:>)

Have a good evening bunny! Know what you mean about Easter
hols, start here on Friday.

Hope news is good Priscilla. I am doing a lot of hospital
visiting at the moment and I imagine I have caught MRSA every time
I walk out!

Poochy, you naughty boy, you know you added on a husband ........
it's choccie and amber that you have to watch out for........ :-)) You
are quite safe JS, I am busy at the moment..!!!

Hello, anybody around?

I'm positively spherical, Socs

jj50 and Socs, good evening. Can you pick your horse for tomorrow please

Is there a list somewhere Jeff, I seem to have missed it.

Ok Guys and Girls. Here are the runners for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. New players have until midnight tonight to register. Details can be found in the header above. Tuesday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 5-11215 Accordion Etoile (IRE) 6 11 10 Paul Nolan J Cullen 2 01-0633 Al Eile (IRE) 5 11 10 John Queally T J Murphy 3 3-0450P Astonville (FR) 11 11 10 M Scudamore T Scudamore 4 2215-21 Back In Front (IRE) 8 11 10 E O'Grady R Walsh 5 1-12222 Brave Inca (IRE) 7 11 10 Colin A Murphy B M Cash 6 11-311 Essex (IRE) 5 11 10 M O'Brien A P McCoy 7 5-43111 Harchibald (FR) 6 11 10 N Meade P Carberry 8 1-12331 Hardy Eustace (IRE) 8 11 10 D Hughes C O'Dwyer 9 12345-4 Intersky Falcon 8 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill A Dobbin 10 1-11311 Macs Joy (IRE) 6 11 10 Mrs J Harrington B J Geraghty 11 P-0456P Present Bleu (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore B J Crowley 12 2-24422 Rooster Booster 11 11 10 P Hobbs R Johnson 13 1-23443 Royal Shakespeare (FR) 6 11 10 S Gollings J Culloty 14 012-421 Self Defense 8 11 10 P Chamings R Thornton 15 2-4120P Turnium (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore James Davies

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	2,000
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	1,500
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Socrates	No Selection	500 win	2,000
daves dazzlers	Essex	250 E/W	1,500
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
jj50	No Selection	500 win	2,000
stockbunny	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	1,500
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	1,500
little willie	Macs Joy	500 WIN	1,500
optomistic	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	1,500
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	1,500
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Steph	No Selection	500 win	2,000
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	2,000
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	1,500
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	1,500
Golddog	Brave Inca	250 E/W	1,500
DocProc	No Selection	500 win	2,000

G'devening everyone
Hang on jj - I'm still on the first here...what's to watch?? :S

I'll have a tickle too, Mr Bookmaker, Sir.

Bets to follow when I have studied the form book.

Hi all, I'm late home today but a special thanks to Bunny for the cake, and belated birthday greetings to Jeefmack.

Evenin all, Jessie my boy, 500 on the no9se of Macs Joy for moi, I thank you.

Best of luck everyone, especially the gals!

And a happy birthday to you, opto :)

Hi Chocy thanks for the greetings, now if Jeff is around I would like 250 ew on Rooster Booster. Same as Bunny I know but I am not copying. I did actually pick it on Saturday, not because I know anything about it but I like the
name :-)