CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Opto, Was it your birthday? If so Happy belated birthday.

Thank you GD for the advanced science lesson ;>)
LOL I would never have guessed that's where it was....

How's the best pooch in the world today then???
Morning Opto, we've all been short-changed today on the sun front!
Tea and danish on their way..

Yo Poochy - I 've just put you forward as a candidate for
prime minister - oh that's OK you don't have to thank me!!
;>)

How can i be the best pooch in the world if i did not win Crufts? Well i'm taking it easy these few days after a few weeks of non-stop work, was hoping to go in the garden today but to chilly.

What!

Hi Poochy, yes BD yesterday, came of age and HM Gov now pay me a weekly sum, should come in useful :-))

A little extra cash to spend on Guinness. Couple of pints at least.

Bun buns, let me think about it. :-)

Ok Guys and Girls here are the selections for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. Tuesday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 5-11215 Accordion Etoile (IRE) 6 11 10 Paul Nolan J Cullen 2 01-0633 Al Eile (IRE) 5 11 10 John Queally T J Murphy 3 3-0450P Astonville (FR) 11 11 10 M Scudamore T Scudamore 4 2215-21 Back In Front (IRE) 8 11 10 E O'Grady R Walsh 5 1-12222 Brave Inca (IRE) 7 11 10 Colin A Murphy B M Cash 6 11-311 Essex (IRE) 5 11 10 M O'Brien A P McCoy 7 5-43111 Harchibald (FR) 6 11 10 N Meade P Carberry 8 1-12331 Hardy Eustace (IRE) 8 11 10 D Hughes C O'Dwyer 9 12345-4 Intersky Falcon 8 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill A Dobbin 10 1-11311 Macs Joy (IRE) 6 11 10 Mrs J Harrington B J Geraghty 11 P-0456P Present Bleu (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore B J Crowley 12 2-24422 Rooster Booster 11 11 10 P Hobbs R Johnson 13 1-23443 Royal Shakespeare (FR) 6 11 10 S Gollings J Culloty 14 012-421 Self Defense 8 11 10 P Chamings R Thornton 15 2-4120P Turnium (FR) 10 11 10 M Scudamore James Davies

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
chocolat	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0
Socrates	Astonville	500 WIN	0
daves dazzlers	Essex	250 E/W	0
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
jj50	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
stockbunny	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
little willie	Macs Joy	500 WIN	0
optomistic	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	Turnium	250 E/W	0
Steph	Intersky Falcon	250 E/W	0
Photomad	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	0
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	0
Golddog	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
DocProc	Harchibald	250 E/W	1,500
gardyne	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0

NEW Rule: If you dont bet your 500 on the relevent day, you lose it.

NEW RULE: ...and I get your money instead!

Afternoon all.

GD - I am definitely seconding Bunny's vote for you to be PM :-)
Such diplomacy, such good acting!!!

Bunny, I see our horse is running against seven Irish horses ..
wonder if they know which way to go round!

Is there a race day menu today? Jeffmack is doing a good
job bringing in new custom ..

Blimey, i have more votes than the Conservatives already. (mutley snigger)

Bunny, What's on the lunch menu today? i'm feeling a bit pastry?

How about a Tote Toastie, Pooch? Or a Punter's Pie?

Priscilla, I'm feeling in the mood for a chicken i think (i don't mean sexually), but in a pie. Not sure what a punters pie is? but if you recommend it then it must be lovely.

I see Stephie went for a dobbin.
G'day Doggie!!

G G G G'day to you Chicky Choc Chick.

Not sure about my horse today, saw him earlier and he had a very long face!

Punters' Pie takes its derivation from the Irish Punt (now sadly extinct). It is on the Lite Bite Menu today because a lot of the Irish are represented at Cheltenham either on four feet or two. The cellar notes say it is especially tasty if served with a can (or three) of Boddingtons.

Ingredients comprising the contents of the Dog's Bowl this lunchtime.....chunks of chicken, slices of mild pork and leek sausage (well grilled first!), peas, herbs, bacon rolls and lots of puff pastry, with a bread sauce dollop on the side.

Ok Guys and Girls here are the selections for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition.

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
chocolat	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0
Socrates	Astonville	500 WIN	0
daves dazzlers	Essex	250 E/W	0
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
jj50	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
stockbunny	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
little willie	Macs Joy	500 WIN	0
optomistic	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	Turnium	250 E/W	0
Steph	Intersky Falcon	250 E/W	0
Photomad	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	0
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	0
Golddog	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
DocProc	Harchibald	250 E/W	0
gardyne	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0

Priscilla, if i could find a graphic of an excited dog lapping up a bowl of your punters pie, then please imagine my drooling mouth and me licking my lips, and my tail wagging.

We get the picture GD