Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for 50.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in a 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a five-pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just! too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.


He said, "F**k him... Give him a fiver",....................."The breakfast was my idea."

Well that didn't last long did it.
Back to a huge smelly heap of steaming rugby kit.

driver, lol. nice one!!
chocolat, what didn't last long?

Heaven, bos.

never does......

about 20 seconds for a man.....

Driver - brilliant - will add that to my joke book

Baza

anybody up?

;)

hiya.

back in heaven , yet?

Almost

good spag western on itv4

Sad, very sad - Go to bed

Night, night

Baza

baza, if i go to bed i don't sleep...... not until i gain zombie status, then i can go to sleep.

Hmm



lovely

and what exactly have you got against the undead?

Wonder how Wilbs went on, in court on Friday.

don't know, alan, but he's not posted so......
hope he's ok.

alan, just read your post on the seo thread about smithy. to be honest , i haven't met any man u fans who say smithy isn't good enough. i think the problem has been convincing him that midfield is his position and it looks like the coaching staff have done that. he seems to be enjoying being in the thick of it in the middle of the park and has won his england call up as a midfielder. to me, what fergie is trying to do is to bring back in competitors and smith, rooney, ronaldo are certainly that.