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Afternoon all.

GD - I am definitely seconding Bunny's vote for you to be PM :-)
Such diplomacy, such good acting!!!

Bunny, I see our horse is running against seven Irish horses ..
wonder if they know which way to go round!

Is there a race day menu today? Jeffmack is doing a good
job bringing in new custom ..

Blimey, i have more votes than the Conservatives already. (mutley snigger)

Bunny, What's on the lunch menu today? i'm feeling a bit pastry?

How about a Tote Toastie, Pooch? Or a Punter's Pie?

Priscilla, I'm feeling in the mood for a chicken i think (i don't mean sexually), but in a pie. Not sure what a punters pie is? but if you recommend it then it must be lovely.

I see Stephie went for a dobbin.
G'day Doggie!!

G G G G'day to you Chicky Choc Chick.

Not sure about my horse today, saw him earlier and he had a very long face!

Punters' Pie takes its derivation from the Irish Punt (now sadly extinct). It is on the Lite Bite Menu today because a lot of the Irish are represented at Cheltenham either on four feet or two. The cellar notes say it is especially tasty if served with a can (or three) of Boddingtons.

Ingredients comprising the contents of the Dog's Bowl this lunchtime.....chunks of chicken, slices of mild pork and leek sausage (well grilled first!), peas, herbs, bacon rolls and lots of puff pastry, with a bread sauce dollop on the side.

Ok Guys and Girls here are the selections for the first race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition.

Tuesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
jeffmack	Back In Front	500 WIN	0
chocolat	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0
Socrates	Astonville	500 WIN	0
daves dazzlers	Essex	250 E/W	0
fundamentalist	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
jj50	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
stockbunny	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Priscilla	Accordian Etoile	250 E/W	0
little willie	Macs Joy	500 WIN	0
optomistic	Rooster Booster	250 E/W	0
Dil	Harchibald	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	Turnium	250 E/W	0
Steph	Intersky Falcon	250 E/W	0
Photomad	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
compoundup	Self Defense	250 E/W	0
STORMCALLER	Macs Joy	250 E/W	0
Golddog	Brave Inca	250 E/W	0
DocProc	Harchibald	250 E/W	0
gardyne	Hardy Eustace	250 E/W	0

Priscilla, if i could find a graphic of an excited dog lapping up a bowl of your punters pie, then please imagine my drooling mouth and me licking my lips, and my tail wagging.

We get the picture GD

Shame our jockey's name isn't Paxo but never mind!
Sorry Poochy haven't had time to prepare a menu today
but your bowl contents sound pretty good anyway!

Blimey - misread the bowl contents there for a second, bunnie ;)

Ok Guys and Girls. Here are the runners for the second race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. Wednesday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 11-1231 Azertyuiop (FR) 8 11 10 P Nicholls R Walsh 2 1U4605 Cenkos (FR) 11 11 10 P Nicholls J Tizzard 3 221121 Central House 8 11 10 D Hughes 4 P-23235 Kadarann (IRE) 8 11 10 P Nicholls P J Brennan 5 U1-1111 Moscow Flyer (IRE) 11 11 10 Mrs J Harrington 6 P-11111 Oneway (IRE) 8 11 10 M Rimell G Lee 7 0FP-30P Venn Ottery 10 11 10 M Pipe 8 1-23F12 Well Chief (GER) 6 11 10 M Pipe T J Murphy

Wednesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	0
jeffmack	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	0
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	0
Socrates	No Selection	500 win	0
daves dazzlers	No Selection	500 win	0
fundamentalist	No Selection	500 win	0
jj50	No Selection	500 win	0
stockbunny	No Selection	500 win	0
Priscilla	No Selection	500 win	0
little willie	No Selection	500 win	0
optomistic	No Selection	500 win	0
Dil	Venn Ottery	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	0
Steph	No Selection	500 win	0
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	0
compoundup	No Selection	500 win	0
STORMCALLER	No Selection	500 win	0
Golddog	No Selection	500 win	0
DocProc	No Selection	500 win	0
gardyne	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	0

500 win azertyuiop please jeffie

250 e/w No. 5 Moscow Flyer in Wednesday's lottery please Jeff

jeffers, can i have my next 500 plus todays winnings on Azertyuiop e/w please. ta.

Chick Choc, i think you will find that if you examine my bowl contents everything is in order.

Central House please JeffMack usual E/W bet
Cheers me-dear
;>)

Jeff 250 e/w Well Chief please

I don't think it's compulsory to call him Chief Opto
although there are days when he seems to like 'Sir'
;>)