Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I'll lend you my pink tommee tippee bib then

Time for fun.
Go to Google.co.uk , type in the search word failure and click I'm feeling lucky.
I wet myself with what came up.
Alan

lol. very true.

I wonder whether he knows ??

robbin' bastard!!! at least dick turpin wore a bloody mask!!!! 80 just for 2 check ups. no wonder he drives a brand new merc!!!

Now I'm confused.
My dentist wears a mask, but he's never asked me to stand and deliver.

My Gynaecologist did!!!

For the seriously bored out there. Try the test to see if you are an idiot.

Idiot test

chocolat, posh dentist, doesn't deal with nh plebs, so no need to wear a protective mask. also, he would look silly dressed like this

alan, that was crap!

Yeh Alan

I said it was for the seriosly bored, not that it was any good.
But try the I feel lucky experiment on google using the word stupid and enjoy the most pointless but diverting and entertaining site a sick mind would ever want!
Alan

Funny thing too, bos - my dentist always makes me wear a mask.

Heyy I've got boots like that

If you do I particularly recommend the fart machine and feed the pig. Great games.

and the highwayman outfit, too?

Hmm frilly cuffs too.

knee high boots always do it for me......

Bet yours aren't as high as mine.

speaking of which, sarah beeny is on now. see you in a bit.

That must be you then