Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

so they were partly true, then ...
welcome back jimmy.

Got to say theres a fair chance the standard of illustrations on this thread will now improve massively, now jimmys back.
Alan

Thanks guys . Here's the same girl holding on to the big end.

jimmy, you mean to say you left that poor girl by the side of the road when it was obvious that she was having car trouble? shame on you!

Hi everyone.

Sorry ive not posted before but when I connected my pc back up it diddnt work.
As you can guess im not having a holiday with Bubba. The judge sentenced me to 2 years in prison. My barrister stood up and argued the sentence with him and gave him 5 minutes to change his mind. I ended up with 200 hours community service and 730 fine. Out of the 8 people who went before judge jacobs that day, only one came out and that was me.
I think the petition from the talk to yourself thread croonies done it.

A very very lucky wilbs

Bos she was hitchiking , look at the first pic , i know her type ,she would have got me to take her home ,where she probably had a female friend waiting ,,,i was having none of it .

Great stuff wilbs :)

Nice one wilbs, must be a big relief . How did your barrister manage that ,after you had been sentenced ?

well done wilbs.
was this your lawyer?

That was a close one wilbs. What the hell am I going to do with the cake the missus baked for you. I even went to B & Q to get a new hack saw blade which she put in the cake. As you've got community service you can come and cut my grass and paint the house.

LOL

MS

Cheers.
Thats the man!!!
The judge had been having lunch with the home secetary and came back late, it looks like he only flipped through the papers and sentenced me on what I did. My barrister asked him to look through the case and see why I did it and the curcumstances behind it and it painted a different picture in his head. If I step one foot out of place then im down for a 2 year stretch with bubba and no questions asked.
I will be a good boy from now on.

They said what you'll be doing for 200 hours wilbs?

the first 50 hours I will be giving my services to this young lady.

See you soon then.
H

Do you need a hand?

MS

I'm coming back a chair in the next life.

MS

Three cheers for the British justice system.
The board was definitely missing its compliment of neurotic, perverse psychopaths without you, Wilbs.
Boz did his best to fill in but its not quite the same!!
Alan

Having said all that, Wilbs. If it was you that nicked my BBQ at the weekend then 2 years isn't nearly enough.
Flogging and hanging is too good for 'em.
8-)
Alan

The judge said
For two years

wilbs barrister had one of these
So now Wilbs has to do
And pay the
Welcome Back Wilbs.

good news Wilbs the thread wouldn't have been the same without you--now be very very good for a while! vent your frustrations on us. cheers MP