Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

See you soon then.
H

Do you need a hand?

MS

I'm coming back a chair in the next life.

MS

Three cheers for the British justice system.
The board was definitely missing its compliment of neurotic, perverse psychopaths without you, Wilbs.
Boz did his best to fill in but its not quite the same!!
Alan

Having said all that, Wilbs. If it was you that nicked my BBQ at the weekend then 2 years isn't nearly enough.
Flogging and hanging is too good for 'em.
8-)
Alan

The judge said
For two years

wilbs barrister had one of these
So now Wilbs has to do
And pay the
Welcome Back Wilbs.

good news Wilbs the thread wouldn't have been the same without you--now be very very good for a while! vent your frustrations on us. cheers MP

Thanks all,
Unfortunatly the rest of my time I have to go and watch these play every week. BUBBA, WHERE ARE YOU????

Thats a tough punishment, Wilbs.
Still, one way or another, I'll see you at Elland Road next season!!
Alan

I will look out for you al.
Is this the most upto date picture you have of yourself??

Yes mate,
Obvoiously, I'm not as tanned now.
That was taken at a Boz and Chocolat soiree. You can tell by the type of food on the buffet.
Alan

I cant see the cream anywhere though?? I guess chocolat must be out the back whipping it up.

hello wilbs! that was a lucky escape! congrats...

Wilbs,
the wife said to remind you that Judge Jacobs demanded she put an extra 400 points on his "Madame H's massage parlour and house of negotiable affection" club card to get him to reduce the sentence. He also has some strange requests to do with budgerigars and lead piping on his next visit.
You owe her!!
Alan

Wilbs

glad to hear youre not doing porridge

No prop, this was a lucky escape when my internet date sent me a sexy picture of herself.



(sorry if any1 is offended)
(I was!!)

Mmmmm...... How does one get one of these cards???
Tell Madame H that her wish is my command. (well, 400 points worth).

Thanks fundy.

Blimey, forget I asked al.

Looks like the mother in law has lost a bit of weight.

MS

almost sphelt versus the last time she "entertained" me!