Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Wilbs,
the wife said to remind you that Judge Jacobs demanded she put an extra 400 points on his "Madame H's massage parlour and house of negotiable affection" club card to get him to reduce the sentence. He also has some strange requests to do with budgerigars and lead piping on his next visit.
You owe her!!
Alan

Wilbs

glad to hear youre not doing porridge

No prop, this was a lucky escape when my internet date sent me a sexy picture of herself.



(sorry if any1 is offended)
(I was!!)

Mmmmm...... How does one get one of these cards???
Tell Madame H that her wish is my command. (well, 400 points worth).

Thanks fundy.

Blimey, forget I asked al.

Looks like the mother in law has lost a bit of weight.

MS

almost sphelt versus the last time she "entertained" me!

and they say 1 man doesn't make a team!!!! united without keane....not the same, liverpool without gerard....not the same, nowt thread without wilbs, ( or jimmy), it just wasn't the same!! glad to see the thread back to the highest of high standards .

Wilbs - not sure what you did - nor why u did it - but we would certainly have missed you on this (and other) threads - welcome back.

Now get yourself up to date with what has been going on and start contributing - Does this count as "community service" ?

Baza

Boz raises an interesting question.
Wilbs and Jimmy disappear at the same time and miraculously resurface on the same day!
Could it be one of the worst ever cases of schizophrenia?
Wilbs and Jimmy, both sides of the same coin?
Alan

I even thought that myself alan as he posted just after i did ,,i am definitely a bit schizo ,although i'm not wilbs ,he is him and i am me or myself ,some people call me James ,i call myself Jimmy or Jim ,or maybe James ,depends how i'm feeling. hope that's cleared things up.

Jeez today's the day for clearing things up alright.

Ok get your marigolds out

I'll leave you with this , she has glasses on ,maybe one of those frumpy types,the librarian sort.

got me marigolds on. which side do you want me to untie first?

Blimey - give a man more than one thing to do..

Cheers bos and bhunt.

You leave her alone bos, im the one with community service, its my job.

wilbs
(or is it jimmy, I cant remember who I am today)

good morning everybody. you just can't beat a good night's sleep and last night i finally got one. i slept like a


and now i feel like


raring to go.
(this is usually when someone pisses on me chips)

You slept like an obstacle and feel like a jump?????
Get some therapy.
Alan

D'you want mayo with that?