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Fundy, What he stopped for a drink or something? :-)

Ahem!

Hi JS, lets dance in the moonlight, i'm feeling frisky so watch your step!
I'm the only gay in the 'Dutch house'!

GD if your gay then I'm the best guitarist around... actually you may have a point :-)

Jeff - who's the runners for tomorrow?

JS, I'm not usually gay! it's just that you look so god damn sexy today that i can not keep my eyes off you. Would you like to share my cream cake?

Ohhhhhh yes please Mr Golddog....

Now we've got a problem!! where's the water bucket?

Ok JS get down on all fours and bark like a dog! oh thats me!!

GD - Basket Now!!
JS - goodness you can't over excite him like that!
It will take days now to calm him down - now where's
that bucket of water Opto............

Just brought it from the Tea Rooms it got left behind in the move filling it now.

I just wanted to hump his leg, thats all!!

You leave my leg out of this.

And no licking yourself GD...

Oh he wouldn't - it's only Wednesday.

Ok that's it.......stand well back......




Pooch this is for your own good...........



You know we love you really but Spring is getting the better of you!













S---Q------U------I-----R-------T-------!!!!!!!!!!
(Soda syphon aimed straight at the 'over excitable' bits)







S-----P-----L-----A-----S-----H----!!!!!!!!!
(A whole bucketfull of cold water drenches the pooch.)




Now poochy, you just sit there by the fire and get dry and any more
and well we'll have to plonk you bum first into the ice-bucket again
remember last time....it shrivelled up like a chipolater?

That should stop his ears flapping, and anything else!!!

I will just go and find a pussy to play with then!

I think that ice might be needed now bunny!!!

Where's your broom cupbaord, puppy?

Can you castrate dogs?