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Ok JS get down on all fours and bark like a dog! oh thats me!!

GD - Basket Now!!
JS - goodness you can't over excite him like that!
It will take days now to calm him down - now where's
that bucket of water Opto............

Just brought it from the Tea Rooms it got left behind in the move filling it now.

I just wanted to hump his leg, thats all!!

You leave my leg out of this.

And no licking yourself GD...

Oh he wouldn't - it's only Wednesday.

Ok that's it.......stand well back......




Pooch this is for your own good...........



You know we love you really but Spring is getting the better of you!













S---Q------U------I-----R-------T-------!!!!!!!!!!
(Soda syphon aimed straight at the 'over excitable' bits)







S-----P-----L-----A-----S-----H----!!!!!!!!!
(A whole bucketfull of cold water drenches the pooch.)




Now poochy, you just sit there by the fire and get dry and any more
and well we'll have to plonk you bum first into the ice-bucket again
remember last time....it shrivelled up like a chipolater?

That should stop his ears flapping, and anything else!!!

I will just go and find a pussy to play with then!

I think that ice might be needed now bunny!!!

Where's your broom cupbaord, puppy?

Can you castrate dogs?

One bucket of ice on its way......

Last chance Poochy........

And they say a man's best friend is his dog..

Well I have been out with some right dogs in the past....

and you wonder why poochy is eyeing your leg up!

Oh..I don't know......

;>)

JS, I'm surprised you're not a bit more flattered that Pooch had clearly missed you more than you realized. Poor Doggo! He was only exhibiting his enthusiasm at seeing you had made it to the new establishment. Now look at him! Shivering in the corner and his plate of cake reduced to goo as a result of the soda syphon. Please make up with Pooch, JS. He was only being friendly.

I'll leave them to it I think, have a great evening all
and sees you tomorrow!!

:>)

Bye Bye Bunny... (Hey illiteration, my English teacher would have been proud!)

Afternoon Cilla,

How you feeling? Me be cruel to the wonderful dog... never!
Come here my good and faithful dog and let me dry your ....

Oh, no!!! Well it was the right idea, JS and you certainly put a smile on his face.

I'm off out to a Reception somewhere 'grown-up'....hopefully collecting another prescription-required dose of drops on the way. See you folks tomorrow.