Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

got me marigolds on. which side do you want me to untie first?

Blimey - give a man more than one thing to do..

Cheers bos and bhunt.

You leave her alone bos, im the one with community service, its my job.

wilbs
(or is it jimmy, I cant remember who I am today)

good morning everybody. you just can't beat a good night's sleep and last night i finally got one. i slept like a


and now i feel like


raring to go.
(this is usually when someone pisses on me chips)

You slept like an obstacle and feel like a jump?????
Get some therapy.
Alan

D'you want mayo with that?

Boz,
Still talking to myself on the thread I started, but since I started it a week ago, its up over 7%!!!
Big smiles, very happy!
Alan

well , it happened. chips have been duly pissed on, mayo wet through! anyone know any good cornet players who are free sunday afternoon?

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers .......
>
>"Hello".
>
>"Mrs. Ward, please." .........
>
>"Speaking."
>
>"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
>your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
>from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
>one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
>
>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
>
>"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
>other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
>husband's."
>
>"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
>
>
>"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
>one time."
>
>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
>
>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
>somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
>with him."

Chocolate ok bos?

That's all very well chocolate but how the hell do you play it?

Asked around in the office and the general consensis is that a few good licks with the occasional suck should hit the right note.

very quiet in here today.........

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just got back from the probation service and ive been awarded my community service.
Anyone care to take a guess?????

If they know you, it certainly won't be investment advice. I have seen your tips. Could it be mucking out Duncan Fergusons' stable (what a donkey).
Alan

alan, i'm not a fan of big dunc , but, he did do something most of us would love to do ........catch a burglar in the act and give him a good kicking. after what happened to us recently , i am extremely jealous.
after many frantic phone calls we are doing much better on the cornet front, very nearly got a full band for sunday now!!

If you need a guitarist or a pianist (yes thats pianist and lets be absolutely clear, nothing that sounds similar), I'm your man. Especially if you give me time to write numbers on the keys!!!
Alan

al, there's quite a few with a musical bent on these bbs. we should have a session and put a few songs together, maybe perform at the next mam day as the house band. we could call ourselves................(can't be arsed thinking of anything really witty.)

How about MAMS Athiest Tabernacle Choir.
And with that, Goodnight.
Alan